A/N: I am bad…hehe! Enjoy!

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It was a calm day, peaceful and relaxing, full of sunshine and flowers. Walking calmly on a little dirt road that went through a valley, Inuyasha strolled along, Kagome at his side. Miroku and Sango were arguing about how bad Miroku's 'curse' really was while Shipppo chased Kirara playfully. The peace was destroyed as in the distance, a small tornado emerged on the horizon.

"Oh no," mumbled Sango. Miroku nodded in misery while Kagome shifted around uncomfortably. Inuyasha fingered his Tessuiga in eager bloodlust. Shippo rolled his eyes and jumped onto Inuyasha's shoulders to rest and maybe delay the inevitable fight.

Kouga slid to a stop in front of his favorite woman. The whirlwind of dust his running created slowly died down as he grabbed Kagome's hands.

"Hey, Kagome. How's my woman doing?"

Kagome gasped and Sango let out a shrill scream. Both blushed furiously, turned and ran in the other direction.

"Kagome, where are you going?" Kouga shouted after her in confusion.

The monk's eyes were wide and he flung himself on the ground, his hands covering his eyes. "Oh, why me??" Miroku wailed as he scurried away. "I looked right at him! Kami, why?!?"

Kouga stared at the retreating monk's back in puzzlement. What the hell was going on?

Inuyasha snickered.

"Getting a little overconfident, Kouga?" He snorted and a huge smile broke out on his face. "Definitely not competition," the hanyou said to the kitsune cub on his shoulder. Inuyasha let out another pleased grin as he turned to leave. Shippo made a face. That was way too much information for his tastes. Inuyasha snickered as he followed his fleeing companions.

Shippo piped up from the departing hanyou's shoulder. "You might want to think about investing in a pair of pants, Kouga. That or stop doing that whirlwind thing."

Wha…?Pants?

Just then a little breeze whirled through the air. Kouga shivered. Man, it's cold...

Comprehension, sudden and terrible, dawned.

Kouga glanced down at his lap,confused. But thats not mine! It's so sma-

Yanking his skirt down, Kouga shouted in fury, "It's cold outside! It's only like that because it's COLD OUTSIDE!"

A mocking laugh echoed in the valley. "Right! You tell yourself that, Kouga!"

Inuyasha winked at Shippo and whispered, "Definitely not competition."

"I HEARD THAT, MUTT FACE!!"

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A/N: How mean am I? Poor Kouga! I wrote this in a half hour, while nothing was happening at work. I might rewrite this but since it was just a spur of the moment thing, I probably won't. Hope you guys liked it! As always, critique is welcome and appreciated. (That goes for all my stories if you enjoy being a critic and want to review my other stories, hint hint……)