Disclaimer: LuClipse85 does not own InuYasha, or Miroku.

Kagome: Why're you telling the disclaimer, Sango? Isn't that LC85's job?

Well if she was here, then it would be! But she's not. LC85's on the bus back to after I slapped her all the way to Nagasaki in the last chapter of "I'm Goin' To Miami".

Kagome: She hit on Miroku again, didn't she?

Yep.

Kagome: Sango, look out!

I HAVE RETURNED!!!

[Sango is knocked senseless by my Fist of Fury (don't own the anime, it's a play on words) and I scoop up Miroku to take him away to my summer home in Osaka!]

LuClipse85: VICTORY IS MINE! AND SO IS MIROKU!

Miroku: HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU I BELONG TO SANGO?! HELP ME!! THIS WOMAN'S CRAZY!!

LuClipse85: CRAZY ABOUT YOU, BABY!! HAHA! TRY AND CATCH ME NOW, TAIJIY-

[Trips over InuYasha's extended foot, slams into floor like Kagome told me 'sit', Miroku flies in the air and lands in Sango's arms. He hugs her happily]

Miroku: SANGO-SAMA!

Sango: You think I'd let that crazed woman steal my H from me? C'mon, Miroku. (hinting) Let's finish that honeymoon of ours. You can be on top this time.

Miroku: YEAH BABY, YEAH!

LuClipse85 (lamenting): WHY?!?!?!

InuYasha: Because.

[I sob hysterically. InuYasha backs away from me, embarrassed]

InuYasha: Well, like Sango said, LuClipse85 doesn't own my show or me. Nor does she own a shred of common sense, seeing as she keeps goin' after Miroku and gets bitchslapped by Sango. Oh yeah, and she wanted to separated this from the story since the disclaimer comic was kinda long. So click the little arrow button down there and keep reading! LuClipse85 stop bawling already! Have some dignity!

LuClipse85 (still lamenting): MIROKU!! MY HOT MONK!

InuYasha: You know, they've been married from at least a week now.

LuClipse85: WHAT?! I NEVER SAID THEY COULD GET HITCHED!!

InuYasha: Mama Takahashi did. And you may as well stop bawling. From what I've heard in their suite, Miroku's not leaving Sango. EVER. He's VERY pleased with her, pun intended.

LuClipse85 (insane with lament): WWWHHHHYYYY?!?!

InuYasha (in pain): MY EARS?!? THAT DOES IT! I'M OUTTA HERE!! (turns to audience) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL LAUGHIN' AT!? READ THE DAMN FIC!!