A/N: Apparently the reason this was taken off was because of the title. I changed it according to the guidelines.

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One day on a very blusterous morning, Winnie-the-Pooh went on a walk. He decided to go see Christopher Robin, but...

I'm sorry. The person who started writing the wrong story will be punished. Not with the Crucio Spell, though. Sadly, my boss won't allow it. He's an idiot. Anyway...

Chappy One-No Earmuffs for Them

Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked slowly to Herbology. It was nearing summer, and the weather was dreadful. It was hot, humid, and they were working in the greenhouse as always, and they really were not interested in spending time with Professor Sprout.

They arrived at the greenhouse a few minutes before class started, and they all noticed plants with very green, feather-shaped leaves. When Professor Sprout came into the greenhouse, she told her class that these plants were mandrakes. She awarded 10 points to Gryffindor, as Hermione managed to describe the properties of the mandrake.

After Professor Sprout showed the class how to care for the mandrakes, she put them to work. Harry, Ron, and Hermione realized that Professor Sprout didn't give the class earmuffs, and they saw her with a crooked smirk on her face. They tried to run out of the greenhouse, but before they got out, they fell dead from hearing the mandrakes. Professor Sprout ran away before she was caught.

Dumbledore cried.