Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But I do own the plot.

Prologue

Anko was walking down the busy streets of Konoha. She sighed. She needed more money. She had spent it all on ramen the night before. But, how could she do it? First of all, she needed a job that paid more than her current one. But, which one would be the perfect job?

A store caught her eye. A baby outlet.

"THAT'S IT!!!" Anko yelled triumphantly. A few people were startled and shooed their children away. "I'LL DO THE FIRST EVER KONOHA BABYSITTING SERVICE!!!"

Anko ran home and began to make advertising posters. After that, she set them up all over the village so everyone could see.

As she stapled the last of her posters onto yet another telephone pole, she stepped back and admired her work. This was going to be easy. Babysitting a few kids for a few hours. How hard could that be?

Chapter 1

"RI NG!!!"

Anko woke with a start. She had been sitting in her armchair, right next to the telephone, all day, waiting for someone to call.

She grabbed the phone excitedly and put it to her ear. "Hello? This is Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service. How may I help you?" she asked happily. Who would be her first client? A little baby boy? A little baby girl? A toddler, perhaps?

"Boss, I got lost trying to deliver the pizzas again."

A lost pizza boy? "Do I care if you're lost while you're delivering pizzas? This is Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service. Not a pizza parlor!"

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"Really sure?"

"Yes."

"Really, really..."

"CLICK!!!" said the phone as Anko hung up. She sighed and sunk low into her armchair. What if nobody called her?

"RING!!!"

Anko smiled. This was gonna be it! She just knew it! "Hello? This is Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service. How may I help you?"

"BOSS!!!" yelled a panicked voice. Anko leaned in closer. There seemed to screaming in the background. "THE LOBSTERS AND FISH FORMED A MOB AND ARE ABOUT TO SET OUT TO DESTROY KONOHA AND THE REST OF THE NINJA COUNTRIES!!! HELP!!!"

"CLICK!!!" Maybe she wasn't meant to be a babysitter after all.

"RING!!!"

Anko gritted her teeth. "WHAT?!!! THIS IS ANKO'S KONOHA BABYSITTING SERVICE!!! NOT SOME STUPID PIZZA PARLOR OR A STUPID FISH MART!!!" she yelled into the receiver.

"Fine. Be that way. I was only gonna ask you to baby-sit..." the person on the other line hung up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Anko yelled. She quickly dived at the caller ID to see who called. She picked up the phone and dialed the phone number. "Hi!" she said in an over happy voice. "This is Anko! How may I help you?"

"We're running out of pork and beans," replied the voice on the other line.

"Eh?" Anko asked, confused.

"Kankurou!" a voice yelled in the background. "Gimme the phone!"

"Geez... stupid sisters..." the voice trailed off.

Seconds later, a new voice appears. "Hello?" it was the voice of the person who had called only moments before.

"Hi! This is Anko! How may I help you?"

"Well, I wanted to know if you wanted to baby-sit my baby brother. But, if you're not up to it..."

"I am! I am!" Anko said ecstatically. "Just drop him off at my house when you're ready!"

"Fine," the person hung up.

Anko smiled. This was gonna be great!