Kristopher - blinks Rei, this is a really bad idea…

Rei - Oh come on, it's not that bad.

Kristopher - Besides, what's Nikolas going to say when he finds out you posted our little, um, "song" on the internet of all places?

Rei - Who in their right mind would read this?

Kristopher - points to the reader

Rei - Oh, Oh!! faces reader Hello! And welcome to my, er…

Kristopher - coughinsanitycoughcough

Rei - glares that's not funny! Anyway, this is a relatively mild slash songfic thing I wrote for these two.

Kristopher - SLASH?! What do you mean slash?! I don't like Nik in that way, I like… looks around um, Sarah! Yeah, that's right, Sarah!

Rei - stares that's right, Kris, keep tellin' yerself that…

Kristopher - blush did you at least use the decent version of the song?

Rei - Well, people wouldn't get the full impact if I didn't!

Kristopher - NO! You used the Hilary Duff version!?!?!?

Rei - Fuck no! I used the Go-Go's version!

Kristopher - pout but I like the Poe version…

Rei - Well, even though I didn't use the demon bitch's version of it, I sorta of based it on what the Duffs twitch were going for. I mean honestly, am I the only one who thought that video was a little incestuous for the youth of America to view?

Kristopher - I wouldn't know, and just what were you doing watching that video anyway?

Rei - Boredom, sugar, reading your book again, nuff said.

Kristopher - I see…

Rei - BTW, I don't own these guys, the Go-gos, the song, Hilary Duff-

Kristopher - If she did, she'd have her chained up in her room as a puppy.

Rei - No, that'd be Jaguar, whom I don't own either.

[/ ]

[Kris comes out, pouting and glaring at the floor]

Kris - Can you hear them, they talk about us.

[Nik comes out, nonchalant]
Nik - Telling lies well that's no surprise.

[Kris, questioning]
Kris - Can you see them, see right through them?

[all-knowingly]
Nik - They have no shield, no secrets to reveal.

Both - It doesn't matter what they say. In the jealous games people play, Our lips are sealed.

Kris - There's a weapon which we must use in our defense; Silence.
Nik - Spreading rumors so far from true; Dragged up from the underworld just like some precious pearl.
Both - It doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play Our lips are sealed. Pay no mind to what they say, It doesn't matter anyway. Our lips are sealed.

Nik - Hush, my darling.
Don't you cry.
Quiet, angel.
Forget their lies.

Kris - Can you hear them?
They talk about us.

Nik - Telling lies well that's no surprise.
Kris - Can you see them, see right through them?
Nik - They have no shield no secrets to reveal.
Both - It doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play, Our lips are sealed. Pay no mind to what they say, It doesn't matter anyway.
Kris - Our lips are sealed.
Nik - Our lips are sealed.
Both - Our lips are sealed!

[/ ]

Kristopher - Why, oh why did I have to sit through that…?

Rei - stares big baby…

[Nikolas walks in, looks around]

Nik- Why did I just hear that song coming from in here?

Rei - Slash songfic for you guys! -

Nik - thinks about it Ok, I like.

Kristopher - very red But I'm not like that!!

Nik - snickers I'm sure…

Nik drags Kris into a closet, where very, er, strange sounds are heard from

Rei - coughs again um, R/R?