A/N: took something from "Hey Arnold"
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SQUID: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! YOU WOKE ME UP, YOU, YOU...... FAT PERSON!!!!

FAT BASTARD: Um..... Nice squid! Good squid! I LIKE fried squid!

SQUID: RRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

MINI ME: He's doomed. YAY! LET'S CELEBRATE!

SQUID: Listen, buddy. I'd eat you, but you're probably high in cholesterol. Sorry... maybe if you lose a hundred pounds or so!

MINI ME: Jenny Craig couldn't help him lose half a pound.

SCOTT: Shut up, you kitchen appliance!

MINI ME: Not again...

DUMBLEDORE: EVERYONE!!!! INTO THE GREAT HALL!!!

:::::everyone is transported to the Great Hall.:::::::::::::

DUMBLEDORE: Now, as you all know, this fat person has the ability to turn magic wands into... um... what were they called again, Severus?

SNAPE: "Magic sticks," Sir.

DUMBLEDORE: Yes... now, we all know that these could revolutionize the magic industry...

FAT BASTARD: I still got Brenda.

DUMBLEDORE: Yes... now, as I was saying...

FAT BASTARD: You're a GOOD ketchup! :::in baby voice:::: Yes you are, yes you are! I could just eat you up!

MINI ME: Watch out, Brenda!

DUMBLEDORE: No more interruptions! Of course, we know that "Magic Sticks" will not let students use their brains to conduct magic... if they say something, it will happen. And we all know how powerful Voldemort could get if he got his hands on one of these "Magic Sticks." Therefore, we must keep them locked up. Only the students who have achieved the most will get one.

FAT BASTARD: WHAT?!? But they're MINE! I turned 'em into those sticks, and I'd bet I could turn 'em back!!

MINI ME: Uh-oh. I think Fat Bastard might be growing a brain.

FAT BASTARD: Your welcome, Me Mini.

MINI ME: Ugh...

FAT BASTARD: MAGIC STICKS TURN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

:::::The magic sticks turn into regular wands.:::::::::::::

DUMBLEDORE: Oh... why'd you go and do a thing like that?

FAT BASTARD: Brenda told me to. .....what was that, Brenda? You want me to wreak havoc in the Hogwarts hallways? .......That would be pretty evil, of course.......

DR. EVIL: Way to go, Fat Bastard!

FAT BASTARD: Come on, Brenda Bastard Ketchup, let's go scare the little kids in the hallway! ::::strikes terror into the hearts of a lot of first-years, and then comes back:::::::::

DUMBLEDORE: Stop that!

DR. EVIL: You've been promoted, Fat Bastard!

FAT BASTARD: ......what was that, Brenda? OH! Brenda says she's in love with Mr. Bigglesworth!

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth says he might consider going out with Brenda if she meets up to his standards.

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth says that he'd like to get married because Brenda is coming up with many evil ideas.

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth wants to go home! Come on, into the spaceship that looks like a giant-
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::scene is cut to Nick and Dick frying hotdogs.::::::::::
DICK: Wiener?
NICK: Oh... no thanks, Dick, I don't want a hot dog. I don't really like them that much. They taste like kitty litter when they're cooked out... especially by YOU!
DICK: Why, you..... ::::::::Dick and Nick are fighting each other for the next seven and a quarter minutes.::::::::
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::::scene is cut to Dr. Evil and the rest in the space ship.::::::

SCOTT: You can see for miles through this little window that Mustafa installed. Wait..... I see the lake, but where's the giant squid?

::::Everyone looks at Fat Bastard, and he BELCHES EXTREMELY LOUDLY::::::::

DR. EVIL: SICK!!! And the space ship is filled with gas!!! TOO MUCH FUEL! TOO MUCH FUEL!!!!!

::::the little red warning lights go on very quickly.::::::::

DR. EVIL: We don't have control over where we're going! This sucks, Mr. Bigglesworth!

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth says this is all Fat Bastard's fault and that he should go jump in the septic tank!

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth says we should throw Fat Bastard out of the ship!

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow.

DR. EVIL: Mr. Bigglesworth says-

SCOTT: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND HELP ME OPERATE THIS STUPID SHIP?!?

DR. EVIL: Don't you talk to your father that way!

SCOTT: :::sticks his tongue out::: THHHHBBBPPPTHHPBBPTHPBBTH!!!!!

DR. EVIL: Why, you little b-

FRAU: LOOK!!! WE'RE GOING DOWN!!

DR. EVIL: Aww, Frau, you didn't let me finish my swear word! It was very evil, too...

SCOTT: OH, SHUT UP, YOU MORON!

::::Dr. Evil and Scott start punching each other out. All the evil people watch them. Meanwhile, Mr. Bigglesworth is operating the ship.:::::::

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow. ::::::We're coming in for a landing:::::::

BIGGLESWORTH: Meow. ::::OH NO!!!! WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::::::::::::::::

::::::They land in a creepy place..... a front lawn!!! Everyone gets out of the spaceship.:::::::

DR. EVIL: Fat Bastard, you almost smooshed me!

FAT BASTARD: Sorry...

:::A lady with a pale face and dark hair, a pale-faced man with dark hair, a fat bald man, a thin girl with black hair, a fat boy with blonde hair and a striped shirt, an old lady, and a disembodied hand walk out of the creepy place, which is a mansion.:::::::::::::

SCOTT: Look! It's the Addams Family!

DR. EVIL: Oooh..... I think we'd be happy here. All except........

FAT BASTARD: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE COOKS WHAT I LIKE HERE!!!!!!!! I'M DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

MINI ME: Well, what do you know! A happy ending!!!

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As you may have guessed, the story "Trip to Hogwarts" has been ended with the Addams family. It's over, so there aren't any more new chapters. I hoped you liked this demented, deranged, crazy story!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!