Disclaimer: I own nothing, J.J. owns all. If I owned them....well lets just say there'd be more naked Vaughn...

"If Sydney were alive, do you think I would be marrying her right now?" "No, it's the middle of the night, and this isn't Vegas." "Seriously!" "I thought we weren't going to say the S-word." "That was a few hours ago. The stripper looked like Sydney." "You said it again! Anyway, the stripper had short, blue hair. She looked nothing like...her." "She looked like Syd when we were on the mission to find the Circumference. She was so beautiful." "Mike, you need to give this up. Syd's been dead for over a year. You're getting married in a few hours! Remember Lauren, your fiancee?" "Lauren is nice, but she's no Sydney Bristow." "Mike, it's not fair for you to continue to obsess over your dead lover. I thought all of that was over after your six month isolation period." "We would have had beautiful babies. Little Bristow-Vaughns." "And who would have been watching these little Bristow-Vaughns while the two of you were out on dangerous missions?" "Their favorite uncle Eric." "This isn't like me watching your dog, these are your children...what am I saying? Man, this isn't healthy. You're marrying Lauren tomorrow and Sydney's still dead. Did you remember to pick up the tux?" "I thought that was the best man's job!" "OH. Well. The tux shop opens in a few hours. It'll be tight, but we can pick them up and just make it to the wedding." "Ok." "Let's get you some sleep, loverboy." "Just don't touch me inappropriately." "You wish." "I still love her." "Yeah, I know." "I'm marrying Lauren tomorrow. I love her, too." "I know." "Does that mean I love Syd less?" "No. It means you're moving on. Syd would want you to be happy." "I know. She was the best." "Get into bed." "Ok." "Remember to say Lauren's name at the wedding." "She's a nice girl." "Shut up and go to sleep. If you have a hangover tomorrow, it's your own fault." "You bought the alcohol!" "Shut up. We have to get up in 3 hours." "Ok. Thanks, Weiss. I love you, man." "You love everyone. Go to sleep." "Ok."