Just a little poem I cooked up years ago. A lot of people liked it a lot.

None of these characters are mine. They are Epics.

Jazz Macarena

Hero is Jazz Jackrabbit

He come to save the day-a

When evil turtles pop up now

He blasts them all away-a

So good now has he gotten

Foiling Devan's like a habit

HEEEEEEY JAZZ JACKRABBIT!!!!

Jazz's younger brother Spaz

He miss out on first case-o

But now he cool as ice

Cause turtles he put in their place-o

Every once in while

He eat birdy- even beaky

HEEEEEEY SPAZ IS FREAKY!!!!

Youngest one is Lori

She created by El Noogy

Even though she new to game

She still know how to boogie

She learn how to jump from Jazz

And how to kick from Spazzy

HEEEEEEY LORI'S SNAZZY!!!!

Rabbit Princess Eva

She look good when dressed in formal

She kidnapped in Jazz 1

And in Jazz 2 kiss you to normal

Hope that soon she playable

The turtles shells she'll sevah

HEEEEEEY PRINCESS EVA!!!!

Evil turtle Devan Shell

He big brain: Mucho Grande

So smart is he

Complicated plans he understande

Always tries to conquer world

But Jazz, he sends him flying

HEEEEEEY KEEP ON TRYING