The Other Side of the Glass

Challenge: B7 Friday (28 May 2004) theme: The Other Side
Size: 100 words (drabble)

"Avon, can you hear me?"

"Of course I can hear you, I'm not deaf."

"Well, it certainly sounds like Avon."

"Why shouldn't I sound like me? What's going on? Why can't I see anything? Why can't I mo-- what happened? I'm not-- paralysed am I?"

"Calm down, Avon, Orac hasn't finished all the connections yet."

"What connections?"

"What's the last thing you remember?"

"The... Ultra."

"I'm afraid we couldn't save your body, but we did save your mind..."

"Remember those jokes I used to make? Well, now they're true. Now you are a computer."