Amme: I have another fanfic out! Yayness!
Kish: Oh, no! This has to be a dream; this HAS to be a dream...
Amme: Why don't you want me to make one?
Kish: Last time you paired her with Ryou!
Ichigo: And you killed Masaya!
Masaya: Hi Ichigo! I'm not dead!
Amme: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A ghost! Get me my ghost-killing bazooka, quick!
Ghostbusters's theme plays while Amme and Kish look for their gun that can kill ghosts.
Masaya: You can't kill me now! It turns out that I've been killed so many times that I've grown immune to death! Ha!
Amme stops looking for her bazooka.
Amme: Really? Shoot. Ok then, you leave me no choice. I shall now go to... the computer!
Kish: Alright! Wait... you have a computer? Don't tell me... you have complete control right?!?!?!?!?
Amme: MWAHAHAHA!!! That's right! And if I can't kill Masaya I'll just send him as far as I can away from here!!!
Amme walks to the computer that pops out of nowhere. Then she types something into it. Then Masaya falls into a bottomless pit.
Ichigo: Masaya!!!! Why did you kill him... AGAIN!?
Masaya: I'm not dead yet!
A sound of splattering and crushing bones.
Masaya: Now I am.
Amme: Ha! So much for your immunity to death!
Masaya: I'll be back!
Ichigo: Why did you kill Masaya again? Now I have to get landed with someone else... maybe even KISH! Oo
Kish: What's wrong with being landed with me? ... HEY!!! What do you mean by "Landed"?
Amme: I promise you both now, Ichigo and Kish...
Amme: This next story is going to be an Ichigo/Kish and I will ALWAYS kill Masaya in my fics!
Kish: I like the way you think!
Amme: But I'm going to twist the plot! Mwahahahaha!
Ichigo: You're evil.
Kish: Don't say that sweetie pie. She's finally gonna put us together honey face... isn't that great my sugar lump.
Ichigo: Get away from me you perv! I hate you Amme.
Amme: You're not exactly a walk in the park either, HAG.
Ichigo: HAG!? What are you talking about MIDGET!?
Amme: Uh... I'm taller than you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kish: ((Thinking)) Amme has a point... ((Saying)) Leave each other alone!
Lynnia: Hi everyone! I'm gonna be a co-author in this fic....isn't that great!!!!!!
Kish and Ichigo: No!!! We have no clue who you are!!!
Amme: She's my dad's father's mother's sister's daughter's aunt's mom's nephew's sister... three times removed.
Kish: How do you figure all that out in plain English?
Lynnia: I'm her distant cousin... I think...
Ichigo: Oh, ok. But why are you in here?
Kish: I have a bad feeling about this answer...
Lynnia: I'm helping Amme in her quest for domination of Tokyo Mew Mew and the screwiation of her fics.
Kish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I knew it! I knew something was going to be messed up in the most perfect fic ever!
Ichigo: Ok, I have no CLUE what that means. But I'm going to live with it so I won't get more confused.
Lynnia in a flirty voice: Hi Kish....did anyone ever tell you that you have the cutest ears ever!!!!!! You're just so adorable!!!!
Kish: WHAT THE HECK!? Oo
Amme whispering to Kish: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. Lynnia has a major crush on you.
Ichigo: ((After laughing her head off and trying to catch her breath)) AWWWWWW!! Kish has a girlfriend. Thank goodness it isn't me.
Amme: It will be though... ((Laughs maniacally))
Ichigo: You scare me.
Lynnia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KISH! HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! Besides, you're nothing but an old HAG anyways...
Ichigo: Will you people stop calling me a hag? I'm only eleven you know. Hags are really old.
Lynnia: Thus proving my point.
Kish starts to get defensive.
Kish: But I'm older than Ichigo. You don't call me a hag because I'm older than her.
Lynnia: Uh.. I mean... ((Cries uncontrollably))
Kish: What did I do!?
Amme: You made her cry... what's it look like?
Lynnia: (with loud sobs) All I wanted to do was show you that someone cares about you...and then you turn around and defend that pink, Masaya-lovin', HAG!!!!! You're so mean!!!!! Can't you see she hates you!?!?!? She obviously can't get over her precious Masaya!!!!
Kish cries in corner: You take that back!!!! Ichigo and I have a future....Amme said so!!!!!! Tell them Amme!!
Ichigo: And who said I hated Kish?
Amme: Get over it Lynnia. If you behave the rest of the fic, I'll give you your own OC/Kish fic, ok? Plus I'll get you a manga series!
Lynnia: Ok, but I'd really, really... REALLY feel a lot better if Kish would kiss me just once..."
Kish: Noooooo!!!! I'm only gonna kiss Ichigo!!
Ichigo: Just kiss her already... I won't mind! Besides we might be able to get on with this fic if Lynnia shuts up!!!
Amme: Just a peck wouldn't hurt Kish...
Kish: Alright, fine. But just a peck...
Kish leans in to kiss Lynnia on the cheek when Lynnia turns him around and starts a lip-lock kiss. Kish, too scared to do anything, does nothing.
When Lynnia lets go, Ichigo slaps Kish.
Ichigo: I SAID A PECK ON THE CHEEK, NOT A WHOLE LIP-LOCK PROCESS! YOU BIG FAT PERVERTED JERK! FORGET IT! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT AMME THINKS!
Ichigo walks off leaving Kish crying in the corner.
Amme: So sad... :'(
Amme: Anyway, let's get started on this fic!
DISCLAIMER Lynnia and I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL own Tokyo Mew Mew. So please don't try to kill us again! Oops...
CHAPTER ONE: The Meeting
"Strawberry Check!" Ichigo shouted. She attacked the Kirema Anima. It disappeared out of the helpless bunny.
"We win again Kish," Minto called. "Why don't you and the other aliens give up world conquest?"
"I keep telling you Minto," Kish yelled back angrily. "We don't want that anymore. Now I just want to see how strong Ichigo can get!"
"The HAG..." Taruto said.
"MIDGET...." Ichigo said back to him.
"Hey Ichigo, I think I'm finally going to leave Tokyo alone." Kish told her.
"WHAT!?" Pai screamed. He usually didn't do that, but whatever.
"You are?" Rettasu asked.
"Yup, I think we're going to try to take over England." Kish said.
"No! That's where Masaya is!" Ichigo screamed loudly.
"Precisely. In fact, I think he'll be our first target." Kish told. Then the aliens disappeared.
"No.....! Masaya...." Ichigo sobbed. "NO! I can't let you get hurt!!!"
Ichigo flew off like the speed of light in a direction. Instantly coming back.
"Uh, guys..." She said. "Which direction is England in?"
"Don't worry; we'll help you...since you obviously have no sense of direction!!!" Zakuro told. She flew off and the others followed quickly behind her.
Meanwhile, Kish was looking nonchalantly for Masaya. The other aliens arguing about potatoes.
"French fries taste better!!!" Taruto yells.
"No... I think baked potatoes are better. They are full of nutrients." Pai solemnly says.
Pai and Taruto continue arguing while Kish looks through an apple.
"Can I help you?" Someone asked Kish as he was staring at the apple. When Kish looked up, he was thinking of ways he could cuss out this person because he broke his concentration on the apple. But instead, he gasped. It was Masaya!
"Hey, do I know you? Maybe we met at a convention for the environment." He said.
Kish had to bite his tongue and restrain himself from bashing Masaya's head in.
"Ummmm... Yah! I think so...." Kish said awkwardly.
"I knew it! I'm really good at remembering faces! Which one did we meet at?" Masaya said happily.
"Uh... I think it was the one in Tokyo." Kish told. Pai and Taruto stopped arguing to listen to Masaya and Kish talk.
"Oh, yeah! Do you remember Ichigo? She's my girlfriend. I introduced you two right?" Masaya told him. Kish had to hold down his fists. "Hey, what is your name again?"
"Uh..." Kish was going to make up a name, but was interrupted.
Amme: So what'd you think?
Kish: That was horrible1 I would've never let that freak environmentalist live!!!! Besides...I'm not with Ichigo yet!! When do you get to the part when Ichigo and I get together?
Lynnia: WHEN I DIE AND GO TO HELL!
Kish: Someone hand me a bazooka!!!!
Amme: None is handing anyone anything!!! Lynnia is not gonna die anytime soon. AND she won't be getting her OC/Kish fic now that she misbehaved.
Lynnia crawls away sadly.
Kish: I can't help but feel a little guilty.
Lynnia races back and hugs Kish.
Lynnia: Oh, KK! I knew you cared!
Kish: Don't get too attached...it was a one time thing... and don't call me KK or I'll have to go get that bazooka!!! What does KK mean anyways?
Lynnia: Ok, KK! And KK means Kute Kish!
Ichigo: You tell KK, Lynnia!
Kish: EVERYONE BUT ICHIGO STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
Lynnia: Why is it that I have to stop but she doesn't KK?!?!?
KK: Even my name is calling me KK!!! I'm doomed!!! It's cute when Ichigo calls me KK. It shows me she cares!
Ichigo: Well then I'll call you Krazy Kish who's a big idiotic jerk.
Kish: As long as I'm someone my cutie face...
Reaches over and pinches Ichigo's cheek.
Ichigo: KK (Krazy Kish, not Kute Kish), leave me alone and go play with Lynnia.
Lynnia: finally the old hag says something I can agree with...
Ichigo: I'll pretend I didn't hear that...
Lynnia: Come on KK, I wanna play cards!
Kish: STOP CALLING ME KK! THAT'S NOT MY NAME! ONLY ICHIGO HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!
Amme: That's right KK and if we don't get 10 reviews in the next two weeks...the next chapter is gonna have a whole lotta KK/Lynnia fluff in it.
Ichigo laughs harder than in the beginning.
Amme: And I'll put some Ryou/Ichigo fluff in the next story if I don't get reviews!
Ichigo: OO You're evil.
Amme: That's a compliment. Why do you keep saying that? Don't you know I like being evil? Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
Kish and Ichigo: You MUST review! Please! SAVE US!!!
Amme changes the subject: I like poptarts...
Lynnia: Me too, they taste like dirt.
Amme: You like them because...