Wow, I've never done anything like this before, but I thought it would be nice to try it out, and if you've read my Kirby's Insane Journey SSB stories, you'll understand why I thought a poem by Captain Falcon about cars and his 'Armored Muffin' would be humorous and entertaining.

Disclaimer: Captain Falcon and all other Nintendo related characters/things are the property of Nintendo, obviously.

Now, ClaudeLv250 presents: A Poetry from Kirby's Insane Journey's universe:

I Like Cars - A Poem by Captain Falcon

I like cars!

Do you like cars?

Because I like cars!

I like cars that are pretty and fast

so fast that you won't see me driving past

cars can drive very long and go very far

Wow, I just realized how much I really like cars!

But what I like more than cars is my Armored Muffin

Her name is Samus, and uh...does anyone know what rhymes with muffin??

She's a bounty hunter, just like me!

She even takes me across the galaxy for free!

But sometimes I wonder...does she like cars?

Because I like cars!

They can drive very long and go very far!

Wait...I said that, didn't I?

Well...uh...I like cars!

Do you like cars?

Because I like cars!

I think Samus likes ships more than cars

Her ship can reach the stars!

My Blue Falcon can't go that far...

But I don't care...because I like cars!

I'm afraid to ask her about cars because of what she might say

Hey...you think I can buy her a car for her birthday!?

I'll paint it orange and red just like her Varia Suit!

And call it Kiwi because thats her favorite fruit!

Oh my god, I'm a genius!

Okay, maybe not...I don't know what rhymes with genius

I suck at poems, but I like cars!

My passion for them caused me to write this far!

Oh no! Yoshi is making fun of me for writing a poem!

If he doesn't stop laughing, I think I might have to own him!

FALCON PUNCH!

HAVE MY FIST FOR LUNCH!

Don't make fun of Samus or cars!

Or I'll Falcon Punch you hard and far!

I'm glad I got to write about what I like

even if I had to get into a fight

Hey, did my poem about cars make you want to drive one?

Maybe you can play F-Zero, 'cause racing is fun!!

...I like cars

Do you like cars?

Because I like cars!

And so does Samus!

I should probably change this to 'We Like Cars' now...