AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey guys! I'm back! I know I haven't updated the Two Colleagues story in forever but it kind of came to a dead end, and I have been busy with the NCIS Virtual Season. Anyway, I decided to use my undercover marriage story as the start of a new fic; but don't worry, this one is gonna be completely different. 

This is going to be TATE, so all KIBBS people be warned, but I promise I shall stay true to my reputation, and make it as funny as I possibly can. 

Title: Operation: Mr. and Mrs. DiNozzo

Rating: PG (rating may increase with new chapters)

Pairing: Tate

Summary: "No! NO! NOOOOO! There is NO way on this earth, that I am playing newly weds with DiNozzo! It is NOT going to happen!"

SPECIAL NOTE:

(MUST READ!!!)

Most of you will recall in the season finale when Gibbs and Kate met at the coffee place. When they sat at the table, Gibbs kept staring at Kate, and Kate was like, "stop looking at me like that, Gibbs. Your making me nervous. Your acting like your about to tell me I'm fired, or your sending me undercover as Tony's wife."

Well.......this story is about what would have happened if that IS what Gibbs was going to tell her. Hehehe.

Enjoy 

Taking a seat at the small café table across from Gibbs, Kate began to nervously shift her steaming coffee cup from hand to hand.

Something about the look on Gibbs face was different. It wasn't the usual scowl, but instead was replaced by a softer look; almost as if he was trying to be friendly.

And if Kate had learned anything in her time at NCIS, it was that when Gibbs gets friendly its NEVER good.

They sat in an awkward silence for a few more moments, until Kate finally found the nerve to speak.

"Stop looking at me like that Gibbs!" She said, her voice coming out an octave above normal. "Your making me nervous; like you're about to tell me I'm fired, or your sending me undercover as Tony's wife!!"

More Silence.

But Kate suddenly froze as a look of guilt flashed briefly over Gibbs's face.

"Oh God No!" She yelped, turning heads from nearby table. "GIBBS! You CAN'T be serious!"

Gibbs did his best to keep his face emotionless, but he couldn't help to show a little sympathy.

"DINOZZO'S WIFE!? You want ME to go UNDERCOVER, as TONY'S WIFE!"

"I'm sorry, Katie," Was Gibbs only response.

"What the HELL is it for!" Now people were really staring

"Because," Gibbs murmured so that only Kate could hear him. "I need you to get close to Lieutenant Comamder Jackson, so you can profile him. We need a profile, Kate! It's a key part of the investigation!"

"Alright! Fair Enough, but why does that involve getting all close and cuddly with Tony!?"

"Katie," Gibbs said, mentally bracing himself for what he was about to say. "Jackson and his wife own a Bed and Breakfast for honeymooners."

Realization dawned on Kate like a slap in the face.

"No! NO! NOOOOO! There is NO way on this earth, that I am playing newly weds with DiNozzo! It is NOT going to happen! A married couple is bad enough, Gibbs! But NEWLYWEDS!!!!! NO FLIPPING WAY!!!!

"Kate, Please." Gibbs sighed. "Don't make me pull rank on you."

Knowing she had no other option, she finally gave out a long sigh.

"Fine. But you are soooooooooo going to owe me Gibbs! Seriously."

"Deal," Gibbs smiled, "Welcome aboard Operation: Mr. and Mrs. DiNozzo."

Kate responded by spraying hot coffee out her mouth, and all over the table top. A sickening look crossing her face.

"Catchy name, huh, Agent Todd?" Gibbs asked, a smirk crossing his face. "Now.......... we get to go break the news to DiNozzo."