A/N: Oh, come on. You know it's been bugging you too.

Disclaimer: InuYasha may be in my closet, but I don't own him. Or that girl who follows him around...

Note: Pietro R sexy.

Here Baby, There Mama

"InuYasha, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes, Kagome. That's why I asked you. Now please just get it over with."

"I don't know..."

"Just do it! Do it or I'll do it myself!"

"No! No, don't even think like that, InuYasha! I'll do it, I'll do it..."

"Hmph."

"Hold still."

"I am holding still."

"Don't be silly. You're fidgeting all over the place."

"Are you suggesting that I'm nervous? Me?"

"Yes, that's about right."

"Pshaw. I'm not afraid of anything. Especially not something like this."

"Then why are you shaking?"

"I'M NOT SHAKING."

"Sheesh, you don't have to get angry about it. I was just making an observation. Are you ready?"

"Yes! Yes, I'm ready, okay? NOW DO IT!"

...

"I told you to do it already!!"

"InuYasha, I've already started."

"You...you have?"

"Uh, yeah. Look around you."

"Wow. It doesn't hurt or anything."

"Of course not. What made you think it would?"

"I don't know... they're sharp looking."

"They are sharp. That's why they work."

"Oh..."

"I swear, sometimes you can be—"

"Less talking, more working!"

"I'm doing you a favor you know, you should be grateful! Of course, if you hadn't come and asked me to I would have attacked you and done it anyway so it's really—"

"Oh just shut up."

"I love you too."

"What?"

"Hm? Nothing."

"Oh."

...

"Done."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Are my ears still there?"

"Yes. Oh no, wait!"

"WHAT?"

"Just kidding."

"I hate you."

"I love you too."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"I don't understand it. Sango has almost as much as I do and it's always so... perfect."

"InuYasha, I've been bringing Sango shampoo and conditioner from my world since we first met up with her."

"Oh... thanks for the haircut, Kagome."

"No problem."

END