A/N: This was totally made up randomly. It's stupid, but humorous. I think it's cute, though. Please read and review (if you dare, lol).

Disclaimer: I own the odd plot. strongshol (giggle snort) inspired me by making random ones. Occasionally I choose to write one as well. J. K. Rowling sadly owns the rest, the most of it.

Summary: WARNING: contains highly random ideas. Don't review and say it's stupid because I already know.

...on with the story...


The Rubber Band:

Harry reached into his pocket and pulled out a rubber band. Hmmm, thought Harry, this looks like a fun rubber band to throw at someone. He threw it. It landed on the floor.

Malfoy looked at his feet, admiring his new shoes and saw a rubber band on the ground. Hmmm, thought Malfoy, this looks like a fun rubber band to throw at someone. He threw it. It landed in a passerby's bag.

Hermione grabbed her book from her bag and found a rubber band. Hmmm, thought Hermione, this looks like a fun rubber band to throw at someone. She threw it. She didn't see it land.

Luna scratched at her ear and attached to her (radish) earring was a rubber band. Hmmm, thought Luna, this looks like a fun rubber band to throw at someone. She threw it. It landed in Professor McGonagall's hair.

McGonagall reached back to tighten her bun when she found a rubber band. Hmmm, thought the Professor, this looks like a fun rubber band to throw at someone. She threw it. She blushed and scurried away.

Dumbledore stood in the hallway massaging his eye, "Ouch."


A/N: Heehee. Wasn't that great? smile 'Twas fun to type. : )