A/N: Dudes, this is another one of my awesome random fanfics, so please read and review...this is not a one-shot...also, the song you see 'sung' is called Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, nor do I own the lyrics to Smooth Criminal.


Chapter One-Malfoy Hurts Hermione

Hermione was walking alone to potions class when Malfoy came up to her and said, 'Ewwwwww!!! It's the filthy mudblood! It's a wonder that you can go to this school. My father says mudbloods are a disgrace to the wizarding world,' and with that, he hexed her, and Hermione fell to the floor. Malfoy walked away with an evil grin.

The next instant, Harry and Ron saw Hermione and rushed to her. Immediately, the burst into song:

'Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok? Are you ok, Hermy?

Hermy, are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sign on your face that,
that he struck you-a crescendo, Hermy!
He came walking right past you,
drew his wand and,
and he hurt you,
then you fell onto the hard floor,
you lay unconscious,
it was your doom.

Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
Hermy, are you ok?
So, Hermy are you ok?
Are you ok, Hermy?
You've been hit by-
You've been hit by- a smooth criminal!'

Hermione woke up with a start. She told Harry and Ron what had happened. Then, they came up with a plan. A mean. Rotten. Dirty. Plan.


A/N: Dudes, you must review now. Isn't it awesome??? I'm making a chapter 2, so just wait and see how awesome it is.