Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom

Chapter 1: Bunny-Chan

By Mikomi

Disclaimer: I only own the Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom

Summary: Naruto has a dream of Evil Random Pink Bunnies of Doom, and now they show up all over the place. Lots of randomness, crazyness, and chaos.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

"What a cute little bunny you are." The blond boy picked up a little pink bunny of the ground and held him close. "I will call you Bunny-Chan!"


"What a cute pink bunny..."


"Wait a minute...pink bunnies!?" Naruto dropped the pink creature and backed up slowly. "I hate pink..." The boy ran, the field never-ending as he tried to escape from the evil pink bunny.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

"How can the bunny keep up with me!?" Naruto continued to run. The bunny always right behind him.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

"Help! Sasuke! Help me the evil pink bunny is comming!"

Hop. Hop. Hop.

"Help...Slap...Ow." Naruto woke up in the middle of a big field... "The Bunnys!"

"Shut up dobe." Sasuke stood over Naruto. Kakashi and Sakura looked over his shoulder.

"Sasuke...Did you see the evil pink bunny?" Sasuke shook his head. Naruto looked at Kakashi then Sakura, but where Sakura should have been was a small pink bunny. "No not the evil pink bunny!"


"Don't yell so loud dobe there is no pink bunny."

"But there behind you..." The blond boy was cut off.

"Is Sakura."

"But I saw a bunny."

"Naruto go home get some Ramen and get some sleep." Kakashi ordered.


On his way home Naruto walked through a small field, smaller than the one he woke up in, but bigger than a baseball field.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

Naruto looked around and saw nothing.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

He looked around, and again saw nothing.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

Behind him there was a pink bunny. "Holy poop on a stick, hes comming for me!"

Hop. Hop. Hop.

"Don't come any closer!" Naruto pulled out a ninja star and chucked it at the bunny. It vanished. "Good." Naruto continued his walk home.

When he got home he locked all the doors and windows and made himself some ramen. When he walked into his bathroom to take a shower he saw an outline of pink on the toilet.


"NOT THE BUNNY!!" Naruto pulled out all his stars and chucked them at his toilet. The fluffy pikn bunny didn't move...because it was a fluffy pink towel. CRAHSH! "Hey thats my toilet!"

Um... I have no clue why I wrote this except that it was a personal experience... enough said...if you want to see more of this just tell me.