---After much mourning over the loss of Survivor after it was deleted I've decided to rewrite and repost. I happen to think this is much better then before. I hope this is once again as popular as it was before. I will however miss all those wonderful reviews.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh! Or Survivor.
Warnings: OOC and Yaoi---
Jeff Probst stood on the deck of a boat in the middle of the ocean. He grinned at the sixteen that sat in front of him; all looked frightened and rather confused. They had been on the boat for a while now and this was the first sign of anyone going to tell them what the hell was going on.
"Hello I'm Jeff and I'm here as your host. Here we have sixteen people," Jeff said as if he was talking to someone other then the sixteen in front of him, "Some of them friends,"
Yugi and Joey grinned at each other.
"Some of them enemies," Jeff continued as Seto and Atemu glared at each other. "And some of them just trying to take over the world and send all of man kind into eternal darkness."
This time Jeff was the one to receive a glare from Bakura and Marik.
"But all here for the same reason," Jeff said unfazed by the yamis, "To outwit, outplay, and outlast the elements and their other tribe mates. Thirty-nine day... Sixteen people... One Survivor."
The castaways glanced around curiously as strange tribal music played. When the music was over Jeff spoke again.
"Before we begin, we need to introduce the Tribes." Jeff pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, "In Totama we have, Bakura, Malik Ishtar, Atemu, Seto Kaiba, Mai Valentine, Isis Ishtar and Mako Tsunami."
"I have to be stuck on an island with Pharaoh!?" said Bakura outraged.
"Not like it's any better for me, Tomb Robber." Atemu grumbled. Isis sighed at the two.
"I foresee many arguments in the future."
"Why'd I get stuck with my sister?" Malik whined.
"It is the will of the Pharaoh." Shadii said in his unusual, yet normal voice.
"Pharaoh, I'm going to try to kill you again." Malik growled, glaring at Atemu.
"I had nothing to do with it!"
"I'm voting myself off the island." Seto said to himself.
"And in Amerex," Jeff said once the fighting had died down. "Marik Ishtar, Ryou Bakura, Yugi Motou, Joey Wheeler, Tea Gardner, Tristan Taylor, Duke Devilin and Espa Roba."
"Great, I'm stuck with all the mortals." Marik grumbled, though everyone else seemed happy with the tribe.
"With the power of friendship there's no way we can lose!" Tea said gleefully.
"Awright!" Joey agreed.
"I predict great things from our tribe." said Espa, still thinking he was psychic.
"Baku-chans on the other tribe!" whined Marik.
"You still have me." said Ryou comfortingly.
"It's not the same!"
"Now," Jeff interrupted the arguments. "Before the game starts you must lay your Millennium Items here."
Jeff pointed to a circle that was drawn on the deck with chalk. Everyone stared at it. Finally everyone with a Millennium Item gave it up, except Marik.
"DO IT!" Jeff yelled getting all big and scary. Marik 'eeped' and put his Millennium Rod with the other items. "Thank you."
Right then, Jeff dropped them off on the island. He revved the motor and sailed off with all the Millennium Items, laughing. Everyone stood on the beach staring after him, dumbstruck.
"My Rod!" Marik screamed, running out into the water after Jeff.
"Marik!" his hikari yelled, "Get back here! You can't swim!"
"He really can't die either." Isis pointed out.
"... So!?" exclaimed Malik.
Meanwhile, Yugi was taking a look around the Tribe. He found a red flag with the words 'Totama' printed across it.
"This isn't our Tribe." Yugi said to his Tribe Mates.
"What do you mean?" Joey asked.
"See!" Yugi pointed to the red flag. "We're Amerex."
"So where's our Tribe at?" asked Tristan.
"I predict it's on the other side of the island." Espa said looking at the Totama flag.
"I thought you weren't psycho." said Joey.
"Psychic!" Espa corrected.
"He's not psychic," Ryou said, putting an end to their fighting. "He just read the map."
Ryou pointed slightly off the left of the Totama flag. It was only then everyone noticed the giant map.
"Well," said Yugi, "Let's go."
"Yes! The power of friendship will lead the way!" Tea said, smiling.
"Friendship!" She, Yugi, Tristen and Joey cheered as Amerex headed off into the woods. "Yay!"
"Ra," Marik muttered, following them. "Please kill me."
"You can't die!" Malik yelled from the Totama tribe.
"Are we there yet?" Marik asked. They had been walking though the woods all night and still hadn't found their tribe.
"No." answered Yugi in a monotone.
"Are we there yet?" Marik asked again.
"No." Joey said in the same tone as Yugi.
"Are we there yet?"
"No." answered Tristan this time.
"NO!" everyone screamed at the yami. Marik pouted and stopped asking.
"Are you always this annoying?" Espa, who was behind Marik, asked. Marik turned and looked at him.
"I'm trapped on an Island with a bunch of mortals with no Rod and no Baku-chan!!"
"Don't worry Marik," Tea said, patting him on the shoulder "The power of friendsh-"
"If anyone says one more thing about 'Friendship'," Marik growled, mostly at Tea, who abruptly stopped patting him. "I'll gauge their eyes out with a spoon!"
Tea looked frightened, along with everyone else, except Duke.
"Where'd you get a spoon?"
Over at the Totama Tribe, they were all lounging around.
"We'll have mail soon." Isis said out of the blue. Malik looked over at his sister.
"How do you know?" he asked. "You don't have your Necklace anymore."
"I sent Atemu, Mako and Mai to go get it." Isis said simply.
"Oh..." said Malik going back to what he was doing before, which was nothing. "Wait, how'd you know we had any?"
Before Isis got a chance to answer, the three mentioned before returned.
"I have returned with mail." Atemu said as though the trip was life threatening or something. Shadii bowed down before Atemu.
"My Pharaoh has returned."
Atemu looked high and mighty.
"Baka Pharaoh." muttered Bakura, Atemu glared at him.
"Alright, that's enough guys." Mai said, but the two just continued their glaring contest. "Let's read what the mail has to say."
Mako cleared his thought and read off the piece of paper in his hands.
"If you want immunity,
An awesome duelist you must be,
To win the game you must be stronger,
But win the challenge stay three days longer."
Somewhere else in the Totama Tribe sat Seto Kaiba. Being forced to give up all means of technology and play this stupid game, he decided to take matters into his own hands. This meant only one thing; make a laptop out of wood. So far his efforts seemed less than satisfactory, but Seto Kaiba was not one to give up. So he worked long into the day, and long into the night.
Well not that long into the night.
He eventually gave up and somehow made a fire from the wood because it was getting cold.
The two tribes stood together at Immunity challenge. Jeff was back. He stood once again in front of the castaways. All of which looked less then enthusiastic to see him.
"Welcome back Tribes."
"Having fun here?" asked Jeff.
"I want technology!" demanded Seto.
"I want my Rod!" whined Marik.
"I want a shopping mall." Mai said, simply because everyone else was complaining.
"Great!" Jeff said happily as if he didn't hear what they said, "Ready for the challenge?"
Some of the people took out their deck, ready for a duel.
"The first match of this game is between Shadii and Tristan." said Jeff.
"But," Shadii looked around nervously "I don't have a deck."
"Oh well," Jeff shrugged, "I guess you lose."
"SHADII!" Totama Tribe yelled.
"See you tonight Totama." grinned Jeff.
That night, Totama gathered at the Tribal Council area. They sat on two benches with eight torches behind them. There was a fire pit in the middle of the tribal area. Bushes surrounded them. Jeff emerged from the bushes and stood on the opposite side of the fire.
"Nice to see you guys again."
"You lie!" Bakura indicated.
"Don't yell at the host, Tomb Robber." said Atemu.
"I do as I wish." said Bakura, crossing his arms over his chest.
"So, anyone feeling vulnerable tonight?" Jeff asked the Tribe. Everyone in Totama looked at Shadii.
"What have I done to anger you almighty gods?!" Shadii asked, glancing towards the sky.
"The almighty gods do not exist here!" Jeff laughed, "It's the Island Spirits that don't like you."
"Gods!" Shadii persisted.
"ISLAND SPIRITS!!!" Jeff yelled. Shadii cowered in fear. "Now, its time to vote."
One by one, the tribe members got up and walked though the bushes to place their votes. When they were all done and back in there seats, Jeff got up.
"Time to go count the votes." said Jeff. Then he walked off though the bushes. The castaways heard the rustling of paper and Jeff returned with the Millennium Puzzle Box.
"Where'd you get that?" asked Atemu, confused because he didn't have that with him and he didn't put it in the circle with the rest of the Items
"Don't ask questions!" yelled Jeff. Atemu immediately shut up. "Now, the votes."
Jeff took the lid off the Millennium Puzzle Box and pulled out a slip of paper.
"The first vote goes to Seto," said Jeff showing off the paper.
"I'm going to get off this island," Seto chanted, looking relieved. "I'm going to get off this island."
"The second vote goes to..." Jeff pulled out another slip of paper. "Shadii"
Shadii looked scared as Jeff showed them the paper. He pulled another one.
"Another vote for Shadii."
"Why must the Island Spirits hate me?" Shadii asked.
"It's not the Island Spirits hon," Said Mai "It's the tribe."
"Vote for Isis." Jeff said.
"Malik..." Isis said as Jeff showed them the paper "That looks like your handwriting..."
"No it doesn't."
"Another vote for Shadii," Said Jeff, looking at the votes "Well actually all the rest are for him."
"What does that mean?" Shadii asked, looking even more scared as he got up and walked over the Jeff with his torch.
"To put it nicely," Jeff said replacing the lid of the Millennium Puzzle Box. "You lose."
"You are the weakest li-"
"Wrong line!" Someone yelled from the bushes, interrupting Jeff.
"Oh I mean..." Jeff corrected "Shadii, the tribe has spoken."
Jeff extinguished the torch.
"Good bye my Pharaoh." Shadii bowed to Atemu one last time before he left. Malik stared at him.
"Why do I get the feeling Shadii has a crush on Atemu...?"