A/N: I do not own this song or any of the characters ok! Well enjoy! {Bacon gooood o.o;}

Pretty Fly (For a Hentai)

{Kagome, Sango, and Kikyo are seen on stage wearing short-ass skirts with tube tops}

Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a hentai).
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

{Miroku walks out in ghetto clothes: baggy shirt, baggy jeans, chain, backwards hat...etc. He takes the mike and begins to sing}

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get a girl today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a wife
And he may not have child
But everything he does
He makes sure its wild

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really wants some children today
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you ok, for you ok
So if you don't date, just overcompensate
At least you'll know he'll entertain you till late
The world needs hentais
So do that brand new thing Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!

{Kagome, Sango, and Kikyo begin rubbing all up on Miroku}

Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly (for a hentai)

{Miroku begins singing again}

He needs some cool moves
Not just any will suffice
When he gets a hand mark
He uses lots of ice
Now passing Sango, he gropes her as he pass
But before he could blink
She kicked his perverted ass!

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really wants children today
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you ok, for you ok
So if you don't date, just overcompensate
At least you'll know he'll entertain you till late
The world needs hentais
The world loves hentais
So let's get some more hentai

Now he's got a wind hole, yea it's all in the bag

It will go away when he kills that baboon fag!

Friends say he's trying too hard to get himself a life

But in his own mind, Sango's his future wife

{Miroku pulls out a ring and gets down on one knee, while Kagome and Kikyo sing.......}

Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me baby, a-ha, a-ha!
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

{Miroku is singing to Sango, as he places the ring on her finger}

So don't debate, the choice is to today.
You know he really wants with you to stay.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you always, for you always.
So if you don't date, just overcompensate,
At least you'll know that this is your fate
The world needs us
The world loves us
So let's make children upon us
And hey, hey lets do the wild thing!

A/N: Just a one shot song/fic. Hope ever1 enjoyed -InuyashaEarsLuver