I've told you about my mother and how I miss her so,
I've told you about my dreams with a girl named Cho.
I want a perfect life but it's always a bummer
Every time I return to that Dursley house for the summer.
I wish I could say that I have a home
But I always find myself alone.
My uncle Vernon is remarkably large
But I have to do what he says
Because he's the one in charge.
My Aunt Petunia is so skinny
She treats her son so spoiled
And treats me so badly.
I remember one time
On my 13th birthday
She gave me Dudley's old shoe
As she gave Dudley more presents
As counted twenty two.
Dudley Dursley is my overweight cousin
With all that weight
It's a wonder how he still has good vision.
Every time when his mum isn't looking
He stuffs his face with cookies and other unhealthy cooking.
He waddles like a penguin
So huge he can't walk
So surprising he can still talk.
This house feels like a prison
I just want to get out
I just want to scream,
I just want to shout.
But it's nice to know that I have a roof over my head
And it's nice to sleep on a real bed.
But just once I would like to feel
Like I had finished a whole meal
But I can't change it
What's done is done,
It was me against the world
And the world won.