A/N: Hello there. This is a random



Random stuff ness.

(It saves us all!!!!)

I'm hyper hyper hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I own the plot. Hee hee. Harry Potter is now SAVED FROM GERMS!!!!!!!!!! Hee hee. J.K. Rowling owns the rest. And so does strongshol and CandyCola for being amazing inspirations!!!!! I would also like to say thanks to the Hand Sanitizer residing in my purse RIGHT NOW!!!! It keeps me germ-free. Hee hee.

..The story begins...

Harry wakes up one morning...

He gets up...

...And wakes up Ron.

"Ron? Do thou haft any hand sanitizer?"

Ron wakes up and rubs his eyes.

"Sorry, mate, ran out of it yesterday."

Harry curses and looks at his hands,

"Maybe Hermione has some..."

Harry turns and heads down to the common-room.

"Why, hello Harry," Says Hermione, "What can I do for you today?"

Harry bows and asks,

"Miss, you wouldn't happen to have any hand sanitizer, would you?"

Hermione scoffed and turned her back to him. "You bothered me to ask you for hand sanitizer? What do you take me for...the supplier for all?"

"No, miss, I was simply asking-"

"Out of my sight, you filthy beggar!" And with a snap of her fingers,

Harry found himself being drug out of the common-room by Seamus Finnegan and Colin Creevy.

Harry struggled out of their grip and said disgustedly,

"Ew! Get your gross hands off of me! When was the last time you washed your hands?"

He then marched down to the Great Hall for breakfast.

Then he realized he couldn't eat until his hands were washed,

So he made his way to the Room Of Requirement and found a room full of hand sanitizers and each was a different scent.

Harry was very happy.

The End....

...OF CHAPTER ONE!!!! MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I plan to make this a book for hyper people looking for random stories to read...so if you are hyper and or like to read stupid and random stories.....STAY TUNED!

lol. I'm clever. Heehee. 'stay tuned'... get it? (silent and confused crowd)...

oh, nevermind...