How dare he? Stupid male! How dare he tell her she was too needy? Sure, she liked materialistic things a little more then most human women, but her had no right, she wasn't all that bad! Sometimes she just wished...

But, oh! She couldn't do that anymore, can she? No, she has to be content to simply sit and glare at him while he sat with his... is there even a word for it? She doesn't think so, and she's over a thousand years old! God, this is so humiliating! She could just hear it now;

"Anyanka's mortal boyfriend left her. For William The Bloody!"