"Ron! Over here!" Harry yelled, beckoning his friend to where he and Hermione were standing, on the platform in front of the Hogwarts Express. Ron glanced over at them and sneered, before turning his back on them.

"I wonder what his problem is..." Harry snorted. He gave Hermione's ass a firm squeeze, which made her giggle. She blushed and squeezed his butt in return.

Draco approached them, but instead of stopping to exchange insults with them, he walked past them. When Ron saw him his eyes lit up and he squeed. He ran towards the slender Slytherin and enveloped him in a passionate hug. As soon as the hug ended they started kissing, passionately, and with plenty of tongue.

"Woah..." Hermione said in awe.

"Woah indeed." Harry said, valiantly trying to tame his growing excitement.

Hermione glanced down at his "love wand" which she could plain see, even through his robes. "Gee Harry, I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff."

"The only reason I'm dating you is because you're so mannish!" Harry delivered a stinging slap to her face. "Now I demand oral satisfaction!"

"Yes Master." Hermione said, dropping to her knees.

Ermmm.... ok. Over to Ron and Draco.

The two boys were engaged in a furious match of tonsil hockey. They didn't even notice that there were other people around them until they heard a cough behind them.

"Professor Snape!" Draco exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here because the author wants to see a threesome." Snape purred. He jumped onto his two students and they began to make sweet sweet love.

"Oh dear..." McGonagall said, watching the couple and the threesome. "What shall we do Dumbledore."

"'It' my dear Minerva." Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes. "It."

The End