Really not that good; I made them when I was waiting for mummy-dear to pick me up from X-Country. That last one is a tad inappropriate.
There once was a centaur named Foaly,
Who was so very melancholy,
He couldn't get a date,
So he went celibate,
And was thus announced roly-poly.
Holly the elf loved her job,
Since she loved to punish those that rob'd,
She became oh-so-surly,
When they called her a girly,
And she was killed by a Humans' Rights mob.
There once was an elf named Root,
About others he couldn't give a hoot,
He made such a fuss,
When called Julius!
And died during Foaly's lawsuit.
Artemis Fowl was a Mud Man,
Whose exploits gained many fans,
Fowl Manor was seiged,
By Fangirls (if you believe),
And now Arty wishes to move to other lands.
There once was a man named Butler,
Whose ways are so much subtler,
Althoug some say he's stupid,
He's certainly Cupid,
Since Arty thinks he's worth going after.
Hehehe… Don't say I didn't warn ya. (Blue Yeti; that last one was for you).
Nallasariel the Weeper