An L.A. Love Story…
"But how can I show Buffy I love her?" Angel looked up at the road sign.
"YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO." The lights lit up one word at a time, "WHEN YOU UNSCRAMBLE 'HOW DADDY IS DOING'"
"How daddy is doing?" Angel looked up, "That's the secret of true love?"
"HEY, I'M DOING MY BEST: YOU WANT ZEN, ASK A SLOT-MACHINE."
"I'm sorry; this is all just a little surreal. What are you anyway, some kind of ghost?"
"NO, I'M A ROAD SIGN STUPID." The air was suddenly filled with the sound of bagpipes, "L.A. WANTS TO HELP YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP YOURSELF."