You've Got to be Kidding: 100 Word Challenge Responses

Smut/Humor

He threw her into a wall and ravished her mouth, tongue dipping in to taste the strawberries, and whipped cream she had for dessert.

He lifted Hermione and wrapped her legs around him.

"Take me to heaven and back, Severus."

"I intend to."

He rushed through the corridors to his private chambers, Hermione still around him, not caring if anyone saw.

Once in he deposited her unceremoniously on to the bed and charmed their clothes off.

He kissed her and thrust home. One…two….three…foUR…FIVE! With a moan, he collapsed onto Hermione.

"You've got to be kidding."

Humor

Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley were out at a male strip club. It was the night before Ginny's marriage to Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, and they wanted to have some fun.

Around one 1 am, the final act came on.

The spotlight panned to the stage. A man with shiny, black hair in a Play Boy bunny costume adorned the stage.

"I can bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses."

Hermione startled as she felt a great gush of warm fluid escape her body. Only one man had ever done this.

Severus Snape.

"You've got to be kidding."

Drama

Hermione and Severus had been seeing each other at the end of her seventh year for small talks. Her parents had been killed in a Death Eater raid and Severus had helped her through it.

Their relationship after her graduation became more physical; butterfly kisses, slight caresses that all turned into something more, something both had longed for.

Late one night, their passion consumed them; their bodies were slick with sweat, hearts beating as one.

That night, Voldemort summoned Severus.

At breakfast that morning, Headmaster Dumbledore found a teary-eyed Hermione and gave her the news.

"You've got to be kidding."