This one is especially for Laney, Tassos, and everyone else who has amused me with BtVS / Stargate crossovers.
By Marcus L. Rowland
"Did you really think the System Lords ignorant of the Slayer?" asks Osiris. You test your bonds, ignore her.
She frowns, raises a hand to cause pain.
The shackles shatter. You seize Osiris and break her neck. Zats fire uselessly as you crush the parasite within her, kill the guards, move to the engines before barriers can close.
You tap the shell's knowledge, trigger catastrophic failures. As the ship disintegrates you watch the Jaffa die around you, eliminate survivors. Soon the Tauri will come. In the war against false gods, a real one is too useful a weapon to abandon.