Disclaimer: I DON'T own DBZ, so don't move! O.o

Shasti: Sorry about the wait, this chapter is short, but it should serve its purpose.

Shasti: Now, this is a special chapter… Instead of doing a story, I've decided to cut to several commercials… Involving: VEGETA'S HAIR!!! This will be fun… )

Apparently Capsule Corp got robbed of all its money and The Shasti Company has offered Vegeta to do commercials to get the money back.

And now we take you to the rehearsals of these wonderful commercials…

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Pantene ad-

TAKE 1

Vegeta walks on the screen, arms crossed as usual… But what was unusual, is that he had little c-

"HEY! LISTEN UP YOU MESLY EARTHLINGS!" Vegeta bellowed…

"CUUUUUUTTT!"

TAKE 2

Vegeta walks on the screen, with a fixed smile on his face. His hair was nicely done, it looked like someone had scrunched it up with oil, cans of oil… Still what's unusual, is that he had little c-

"Pantene is just great." Vegeta spoke in an unenthusiastic tone, with a dull face, aside from his widespread smile/ grin. "I used to have polky outy feeeeennniiisshhh little fuzzy bits, no matter how much gel I used, it's ALWAYS there."

He walked towards the centre of the screen, and held up a Pantene bottle, nearly shredding it to pieces. "But now that I've used Pantene, just look at all my natural curls…"

Spray paint ad-

TAKE 1

And we see Vegeta being dragged on to the screen by Bulma, her terrifying fist clenching at his shirt. Vegeta tried desperately to escape. "I WLL TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE!!!"

With that, he started to power up, gold streaks of hair streamed down. Bulma took out the terrifying weapon the Chi Chi always uses, her mouth…

"VEGETA! IF YOU DON'T COME HERE THIS INSTANT, YOU'RE REALLY IN FOR IT!!!"

A grumble was heard from Vegeta as he dragged himself in front of the camera.

"CUUUUUUUUTTT!!!"

TAKE 2

Vegeta walks on the screen, with a fixed smile on his face. His hair was nicely done, it looked like someone had really messed it up this time, decorations were dangling from his hair … Still what's unusual, is that he had g-

"Sunshine spray paint is great." Vegeta spoke in an unenthusiastic tone, with a dull face, aside from his widespread smile/ grin. "I used to have an ugly, dull, unshiny, unhealthy look on my spiky black hair."

He walked towards the centre of the screen, and held up a sunshine spray paint bottle, resisting the urge to tearing it to pieces. "But now that I've used Sunshine spray paint, just look at my nice green hair, I've even used it for a Christmas tree…"

Palmolive gel ad-

TAKE 1

This is torture. Vegeta thought as he's once again is being forced onto the screen, ignoring the laughing pointing Kakarot standing on the side lines.

"No one will laugh at me once I take over the world." Vegeta muttered under his breath.

Vegeta slowly focused on his first line when a clumsy figure hopped in front of him. The figure danced a victory dance and turned to Vegeta, with a serious face.

"You, ungrateful citizen must be stoped." The clumsy figure dressed in multicoloured uniform and an orange helmet exclaimed. "You shall not take over the world while I, THE GREAT SAIYAMAN IS HERE!" The great Saiyanman went on by doing a rap dance.

"I am the protector of justice.."

"The realiser of truth!"

I'll let the woman handle this. Vegeta was going purple at the sight of Gohan.

Instead of Bulma thumpering on to the stage, the villain Videl appeared and delivered a massive kick to The Great Saiyaman. "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL MY COPTOR!"

A few words could be heard as the Great Saiyaman flew into the distant horizon. "If it's about earlier Miss Videl, I was merely rreeellloooocccaatiinnng ittt……"

"CUUUUUUTTT!"

TAKE 2

Vegeta walks on the screen, with a fixed smile on his face. His hair was nicely done, it actually looked more normal than the previous commercials. Still what's unusual, is that his hair was…

"Palmolive gel is just great." Vegeta spoke in an unenthusiastic tone, with a dull face, aside from his widespread smile/ grin. "I used to have sluggish, weak, wimpy looking hair that always slouches if I don't treat it with a ton of gel every day."

He walked towards the centre of the screen, and held up a Palmolive gel bottle, nearly blasting it to smitheries. "But now that I've used Palmolive gel, just look at how hard my hair is, I can even smash it through a wall…"

Spot cream ad-

TAKE 1

Vegeta positions himself near the centre of the screen. Not a moment later, we see him lunging himself towards the Goku who is rolling around on the floor and holding his stomach from laughter. Vegeta gathered a powerful ki in his palm.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS KAKAROT!!!"

"CUUUUUUTTT!"

TAKE 2

Vegeta walks on the screen, with a fixed smile on his face. His hair was nicely done. It was definitely the work of Shasti this time, he still had his jet black hair… Thankfully. Still what's unusual is that his hair was…

"Spot cream is just great." Vegeta spoke in an unenthusiastic tone, with a dull face, aside from his widespread smile/ grin. "I used to have little bald spots everywhere, I had to make my hair stick up in a weird mow hawk style just to cover it up."

He walked towards the centre of the screen, and held up a Spot cream bottle, nearly slicing it in half. "But now that I've used Spot cream, I no longer have to use gel…"

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Shasti: He he, I'm a bit weirded by this chapter, I even freaked myself out that I thought of so many crazy things. Anyways, thanks to Dark who gave me the Christmas tree idea. It's awesome!

Shasti: Oh, and if you still want to see more of the Vegeta commercials, just tell me, I have heaps more. Review plez!