Disclaimer: wouldn't you like to know if I own yu yu hakusho or any of the songs that are used in this fic? I bet ya would wouldn't ya?
Kuri: roles eyes Just get on with it already!
Ddc: Fine spoil sport. I own NADA! Zippo! Ziltch! Though I wouldn't mind owning some adorable demon or vampire bishies. But then again who wouldn't mind that?
Summary: HELLO MY READERS! Did ya miss me? well whatdya know, I'm back with a vengence! Well, not really, I'm just back with another karaoke fic cus my last one was so much fun to write. Some of you might remember it. You know, that completely weird pointless fic about the yyh gang plus koenma jin and touya throwing a karaoke party but there were only Disney songs? Well, guess what! THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO THAT! aren't you all so proud of me? But this time EVERYONE in the ENTIRE yyh series is legible for singing the songs, not just my favorite characters. Wait, no, I had Kuwabara sing last time, and I definitely don't like him. Oh well AND get this! It can be any song! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ok so it's not as creative as Disney karaoke, but hey do you want me to do some weird one where it's only songs from the Sound of Music or something like that? Hey that'd be funny. ;;;
Kuri: START THE DAMN FIC ALREADY! Did anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?
Ddc: Yup. You and Kelsey about every other day. Well anyway, here's the first song for Not Another Karaoke Party! Hope you all like it!
A/N II: I'd just like to say that this will be my...::counting on fingers:: 2nd or 3rd time of re-posting this fic on , so please be nice and review it so I can write review responses and feel loved once I write the new chapter. Which by the way, is going to happen I know exactly what I'm going to do. So now all I need at reviews, so pretty please review my little humor fic so I can update!!! on with the fic!
Kurama: making out with Hiei in bedroom
Shiori: from downstairs SHUICHI! STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND COME DOWN HERE! SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE ASKING FOR YOU!
Kurama: stops making out with Hiei Gomen koi. Jotto matte
Hiei: kisses nose Make it fast
Kurama: walking down stairs grumbling It had better not be a fangirl or Karasu pretending to be Hiei again. Because if it's either of those two options I swear I'll make my death tree eat something.
Shiori: Well aren't you mister sunshine? And don't worry, it's not a girl or that weird guy again.
Kurama: Well that's a relief. picks up phone Mushi mushi?
Yusuke: on other line KURAMA!!!!!!
Kurama: holds phone five feet away from ear Hi Yusuke. Doshita?
Yusuke: Jeez you and Hiei must be deaf! I've been screaming out my window for an hour for you to get over to Kuwabara's house!
Kurama: sweatdrop Gomen Yusuke, we've been preoccupied.
Yusuke: laughing Yeah I bet you have been. Well anyway we're having an other karaoke party so get your ass down here! And bring Mr. Happy pants along too! hangs up phone
Kurama: Kaa-san Hiei and I are going to a party at Kuwabara's place. I have no idea when we'll be back. If we aren't back in two weeks call the police.
Shiori: laughing Well now you're happy again. You're even joking!
Kurama: No I was serious remembers last party and shivers walks up to room
Hiei: Who was it?
Kurama: Yusuke. We're going to Kuwabara's for another karaoke party
Hiei: Not ANOTHER one!
Kurama: Yes another one. Come on lets go before Kuwabara storms my house and gives my mom a heart attack
fifteen minutes later at Kuwabara's house
Kuwabara: MAN YOU TWO TOOK FOREVER TO GET HERE!
Hiei: holding ears Can you possibly talk any louder?!
Yusuke: snickering Nice hair Kurama
Kurama: looks in mirror to see very messy hair Oops ;;;; pulls brush out of pocket and brushes hair really fast
Botan: 00 why do you have a hairbrush in your pocket?!
Kurama: How else do you think I always have perfect hair?
Kieko: Come on you guys! We still gotta figure out the rules of the game!
Hiei: What game?
Yusuke: The karaoke game of course! It's gonna be so much fun! Just like last time!
Kurama: You couldn't have possibly liked being raped by Yomi.
Yusuke: What are you talking about? I wasn't raped by Yomi!
Yomi: appears behind Kurama He's in the denial stage. He won't admit to himself that I'm just too damn sexy.
Kurama: AH! strikes kung fu fighting pose
Yomi: walks past Kurama Oh don't worry I don't like you I've got better fish to fry goes and sits next to Ruka
Kurama: anime fall
Kuwabara: Hahahahahaha Kurama got ditched for the whore.
Kurama: crying Whaaaa I don't feel loved anymore.
Hiei: big happy eyes Ooooo I can fix that!!!! jumps Kurama and makes out with him
Shizuru: hits stop button on stop watch Wow. Two minutes and forty two minutes. A new record.
Kurama: looks up Huh?
Yusuke: snickering You just broke your own record of the least amount of time it takes before you and Hiei start eating each other's tongues.
Kurama and Hiei: blushing bright red
Mukuro and Karasu: poke heads around corner Hiya you two!!
Karasu: How come you never do that for me Kurama?
Mukuro: Yeah Hiei. I am your boss and all.
Kuronue: appears behind them You know Mukuro, you could just order him to make out with you.
Mukuro: Ooooo I never thought of that! I'll have to do that sometime.
Hiei: AHHHHH!!!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!
Mukuro: Oh I dare.
Kurama: growling Oh no you DON'T dare!
Jin: floats in Aw cmon you foolish peoples! We gotta party to party to! Now lets get goin!!!
Yusuke: Yeah what bouncy said! Lets get going!
Hiei and Kurama: walking far away from fanclubs
Everyone: sitting in random spots in living room
Yusuke: standing in middle of room Ok everyone! There are...... counts people too many to count. And probably more are coming, so we gotta figure out how to organize this. Any ideas?
Kieko: I know! We should all vote!
Kuwabara: Nah that's too boring. What's the fun in that?! We gotta have victims!!!
Yukina: frowning That's not very nice Kazuma.
Kuwabara: ;;;; hehehehe I mean, we need to have volunteers, but they have to make fools of themselves, or else it won't be fun.
Genkai: Ok then, how about we volunteer songs and then pick people who sing them.
Botan: jumps up and down Ooooo Genkai that's a great idea!!! You're so smart!!
Genkai: Of course it is! I thought of it! Now stop jumping around! It's creepy.
Botan: gulps and stops jumping Yes ma'am.
Toguro: Ok so who's doing the first song?
Yusuke: jumps and hides behind Kuwabara AHHH WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!?
Kuwabara: I invited him of course. You said to invite everyone after all.
Yusuke: I DIDN'T MEAN KILLER DEMONS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
Kurama: Oh shut up Yusuke. You invited my stalkers didn't you?
Hiei: And mine.
Touya: Mine too.
Yusuke: Yeah, well, whatever. Doesn't matter. Ok I say that anyone can suggest a song and then we all vote on the best one and then the victim or victims have to sing it. Sound good?
Yusuke: Ok so who has some ideas?
Kieko: I know! Can I sing a cute lovey dovey song???
Everyone: AHHHH!!!! NO!!!!!
Genkai: I know a good one. whispers to Yusuke
Yusuke: 00 Oooookkkkk then that should be very....interesting.
Hiei: What is it?!
Yusuke: Can't tell you yet.
Hiei: And why is that?!?!
Yusuke: Because you're not a special little butterfly that's why not!
Hiei: Huh? Whhhaaaaa I'm not special!!! crying TT
Kurama: Awwwww hugs Hiei Don't worry Quickfire, you're my special little butterfly.
Hiei: Re...hiccup ...ally?
Kurama: Of course!
Hiei: Ok! Yay! I'm special again!!
Yusuke: So you guys what do you think? That a good start?
Everyone except Hiei and Kurama: nodding vigorously Oh yeah
Hiei and Kurama: Huh?
Kurama: What happened?
Hiei: I'm not feeling very special at the moment.
Yusuke: Oh nothing important.
Kuwabara: We just decided who's going first is all.
Koenma: Hiei's gonna sing Baby Got Back to you of course. Duh.
Kurama and Hiei: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hiei: AH! THAT SONG IS SO WRONG!
Kurama: ESPECIALLY THAT ONE LINE! Except, that is kinda true for hiei....oops wasn't supposed to say that ;;;;;
Botan: What line?
Mukuro: 00 THAT LINE?! REALLY?!?!?
Kurama: ;;;; sorry koi.
Mukuro: 00 HIEI I ORDER YOU TO STRIP FOR ME NOW!
Hiei and everyone else except for Kurama: HELL NO!
Kurama: ;;;; no comment.
Hiei: whining Do I have to??!
Hiei: No one asked you you loser.
Genkai: Be nice Hiei. hugs Toguro
Yusuke: Yes you do Hiei. And Kurama is the person you're singing about obviously.
Kurama: And tell me again WHY I am being accused of having a big butt? I like my butt thank you very much.
Hiei: So do I.
Everyone: TOO MUCH INFO YOU TWO!
Kuwabara: turning green Just sing the damn song already!!!
Hiei and Kurama: pouting Fine!
lights go down low
Kurama: walks in from kitchen scowling This is so annoying
Botan: Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It's so big
Kieko: She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Botan: Who understands those rap guys
Kieko: They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
Botan: I can't believe it it's so round
It's just out there
Kurama: sticks out tongue Is not!
Kieko: I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
Kurama: I'm a Japanese red head/silver yoko thank you very much!
Hiei: comes out scowling This is so embarrassing and stupid!
Hiei: glares back
Everyone: glare back
Yusuke: HA! You lose! Now sing!
Hiei: Fine. -- raps very well I like big butts and I can not lie!
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt is stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
Kurama: dances close to Hiei
Hiei: smirks I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
Yusuke and Kuwabara: nodding Yup
Hiei: rolls eyes and looks at Kurama again But that butt you got makes
Kurama: joins Hiei in rapping Me so horney!
Kurama fanclub: 0,0
Hiei: smirking Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me, cuz you ain't that average groupy
Hiei and Kurama fanclubs: 0,0
Everyone else: rolling on the ground laughing their asses off
Hiei: I've seen them dancing'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo vette
Kurama: smirking while dances in front of Hiei in seductive way
Hiei: smirking too I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him
She gotta pack much back
Hiei: looks to guys So fellas!
Yusuke Kuwabara Toguro Koenma Chu, etc: Yeah!
Hiei: Has your girlfriend got the butt
Guys: Hell yeah!
Hiei: Well shake it!
Kieko Yukina Genkai Botan Shizuru etc: shaking butts
Hiei: Shake it!
Kurama: shakes butt
Hiei: smirking Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
Everyone: dancing around or making out with people
Hiei: I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
turns Kurama around so he's looking at him
I wanna get you home
And Uh! thrusts hips forward
Double Uh Uh!
I aint talking bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm looking at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Kurama: gasping over exaggeratedly Uuuhh
Everyone: laughing asses off again
Hiei: Til the break of dawn!
Baby Got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cus them punks to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
Yusuke and Kuwabara: gagging TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!
Hiei: scared look at Mukuro So ladies!
Girls and Kurama: Yeah!
Girls and Kurama: Yeah!
Hiei: Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?
Girls and Kurama: Yeah!
Hiei: Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys gotta shout
Baby got back
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
Everyone: laughing asses off
Yusuke: That's a nice nickname hahahaha
Kurama: grins and wraps arm around Hiei protectively
Hiei: smirking You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinking bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back! slaps Kurama's butt
Kurama: 00 grabs butt OW!
Everyone: rolling on the floor laughing their asses off
Kuronue: That was so great! looks around Kurama You do have a nice ass Kurama
Kurama: covers back EXCUSE ME! slaps Kuronue
Kuronue: owwy mommy the big bad foxy woxy hit me!
Mukuro: Hiei! I order you to strip for me in the bedroom!
Hiei: Hell no! I'm not stripping for you!
Kuwabara: EW I DON'T WANNA IMAGINE HIEI STRIPPING!!!
Yusuke: I'm trying to not think about that
Kieko: Ok ok enough! I wanna sing too! Ok so who goes next?
Koto: Ooooo I've got an idea!!!
Darkdemonchild: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ok I give Koritsune Dragonrider full credit for giving me the idea of using this song for this fic, cus I was reading her yyh music videos fic and got to this chapter and got the idea. So thanks KD! And I was dancing to it last night at the Sadies dance, so that helped too. ok this chappie was a bit more perverted than what I had originally planned, but perverted is good! Unless you're my parents, then it's not good. ;;;;; ok I'm taking requests, and whichever one I think is the a.) funniest b.) cutest c.)weirdest d.)just plan works will be picked for the next chapter. And I will try to use the other requests for other chapters. And to Kit and Shida: I promise I'll find a way to add you guys in later. As well as myself and Kuri cus I like doing that . And, with nothing else left to say, please review, hoped you enjoyed, and please review. ja ne!