Disclaimer: wouldn't you like to know if I own yu yu hakusho or any of the songs that are used in this fic? I bet ya would wouldn't ya?

Kuri: roles eyes Just get on with it already!

Ddc: Fine spoil sport. I own NADA! Zippo! Ziltch! Though I wouldn't mind owning some adorable demon or vampire bishies. But then again who wouldn't mind that?

Summary: HELLO MY READERS! Did ya miss me? well whatdya know, I'm back with a vengence! Well, not really, I'm just back with another karaoke fic cus my last one was so much fun to write. Some of you might remember it. You know, that completely weird pointless fic about the yyh gang plus koenma jin and touya throwing a karaoke party but there were only Disney songs? Well, guess what! THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO THAT! aren't you all so proud of me? But this time EVERYONE in the ENTIRE yyh series is legible for singing the songs, not just my favorite characters. Wait, no, I had Kuwabara sing last time, and I definitely don't like him. Oh well AND get this! It can be any song! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ok so it's not as creative as Disney karaoke, but hey do you want me to do some weird one where it's only songs from the Sound of Music or something like that? Hey that'd be funny. ;;;

Kuri: START THE DAMN FIC ALREADY! Did anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?

Ddc: Yup. You and Kelsey about every other day. Well anyway, here's the first song for Not Another Karaoke Party! Hope you all like it!

A/N II: I'd just like to say that this will be my...::counting on fingers:: 2nd or 3rd time of re-posting this fic on , so please be nice and review it so I can write review responses and feel loved once I write the new chapter. Which by the way, is going to happen I know exactly what I'm going to do. So now all I need at reviews, so pretty please review my little humor fic so I can update!!! on with the fic!

Kurama: making out with Hiei in bedroom


Kurama: stops making out with Hiei Gomen koi. Jotto matte

Hiei: kisses nose Make it fast

Kurama: walking down stairs grumbling It had better not be a fangirl or Karasu pretending to be Hiei again. Because if it's either of those two options I swear I'll make my death tree eat something.

Shiori: Well aren't you mister sunshine? And don't worry, it's not a girl or that weird guy again.

Kurama: Well that's a relief. picks up phone Mushi mushi?

Yusuke: on other line KURAMA!!!!!!

Kurama: holds phone five feet away from ear Hi Yusuke. Doshita?

Yusuke: Jeez you and Hiei must be deaf! I've been screaming out my window for an hour for you to get over to Kuwabara's house!

Kurama: sweatdrop Gomen Yusuke, we've been preoccupied.

Yusuke: laughing Yeah I bet you have been. Well anyway we're having an other karaoke party so get your ass down here! And bring Mr. Happy pants along too! hangs up phone

Kurama: Kaa-san Hiei and I are going to a party at Kuwabara's place. I have no idea when we'll be back. If we aren't back in two weeks call the police.

Shiori: laughing Well now you're happy again. You're even joking!

Kurama: No I was serious remembers last party and shivers walks up to room

Hiei: Who was it?

Kurama: Yusuke. We're going to Kuwabara's for another karaoke party

Hiei: Not ANOTHER one!

Kurama: Yes another one. Come on lets go before Kuwabara storms my house and gives my mom a heart attack

fifteen minutes later at Kuwabara's house


Hiei: holding ears Can you possibly talk any louder?!

Yusuke: snickering Nice hair Kurama

Kurama: looks in mirror to see very messy hair Oops ;;;; pulls brush out of pocket and brushes hair really fast

Botan: 00 why do you have a hairbrush in your pocket?!

Kurama: How else do you think I always have perfect hair?

Kieko: Come on you guys! We still gotta figure out the rules of the game!

Hiei: What game?

Yusuke: The karaoke game of course! It's gonna be so much fun! Just like last time!

Kurama: You couldn't have possibly liked being raped by Yomi.

Yusuke: What are you talking about? I wasn't raped by Yomi!

Yomi: appears behind Kurama He's in the denial stage. He won't admit to himself that I'm just too damn sexy.

Kurama: AH! strikes kung fu fighting pose

Yomi: walks past Kurama Oh don't worry I don't like you I've got better fish to fry goes and sits next to Ruka

Kurama: anime fall

Kuwabara: Hahahahahaha Kurama got ditched for the whore.

Kurama: crying Whaaaa I don't feel loved anymore.

Hiei: big happy eyes Ooooo I can fix that!!!! jumps Kurama and makes out with him

Shizuru: hits stop button on stop watch Wow. Two minutes and forty two minutes. A new record.

Kurama: looks up Huh?

Yusuke: snickering You just broke your own record of the least amount of time it takes before you and Hiei start eating each other's tongues.

Kurama and Hiei: blushing bright red

Mukuro and Karasu: poke heads around corner Hiya you two!!

Karasu: How come you never do that for me Kurama?

Mukuro: Yeah Hiei. I am your boss and all.

Kuronue: appears behind them You know Mukuro, you could just order him to make out with you.

Mukuro: Ooooo I never thought of that! I'll have to do that sometime.


Mukuro: Oh I dare.

Kurama: growling Oh no you DON'T dare!

Jin: floats in Aw cmon you foolish peoples! We gotta party to party to! Now lets get goin!!!

Yusuke: Yeah what bouncy said! Lets get going!

Hiei and Kurama: walking far away from fanclubs

Everyone: sitting in random spots in living room

Yusuke: standing in middle of room Ok everyone! There are...... counts people too many to count. And probably more are coming, so we gotta figure out how to organize this. Any ideas?

Kieko: I know! We should all vote!

Kuwabara: Nah that's too boring. What's the fun in that?! We gotta have victims!!!

Yukina: frowning That's not very nice Kazuma.

Kuwabara: ;;;; hehehehe I mean, we need to have volunteers, but they have to make fools of themselves, or else it won't be fun.

Genkai: Ok then, how about we volunteer songs and then pick people who sing them.

Botan: jumps up and down Ooooo Genkai that's a great idea!!! You're so smart!!

Genkai: Of course it is! I thought of it! Now stop jumping around! It's creepy.

Botan: gulps and stops jumping Yes ma'am.

Toguro: Ok so who's doing the first song?

Yusuke: jumps and hides behind Kuwabara AHHH WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!?

Kuwabara: I invited him of course. You said to invite everyone after all.


Kurama: Oh shut up Yusuke. You invited my stalkers didn't you?

Hiei: And mine.

Touya: Mine too.

Yusuke: Yeah, well, whatever. Doesn't matter. Ok I say that anyone can suggest a song and then we all vote on the best one and then the victim or victims have to sing it. Sound good?

Everyone: Yup!!!!!

Yusuke: Ok so who has some ideas?

Kieko: I know! Can I sing a cute lovey dovey song???

Everyone: AHHHH!!!! NO!!!!!

Genkai: I know a good one. whispers to Yusuke

Yusuke: 00 Oooookkkkk then that should be very....interesting.

Hiei: What is it?!

Yusuke: Can't tell you yet.

Hiei: And why is that?!?!

Yusuke: Because you're not a special little butterfly that's why not!

Hiei: Huh? Whhhaaaaa I'm not special!!! crying TT

Kurama: Awwwww hugs Hiei Don't worry Quickfire, you're my special little butterfly.

Hiei: Re...hiccup ...ally?

Kurama: Of course!

Hiei: Ok! Yay! I'm special again!!

Yusuke: So you guys what do you think? That a good start?

Everyone except Hiei and Kurama: nodding vigorously Oh yeah

Hiei and Kurama: Huh?

Kurama: What happened?

Hiei: I'm not feeling very special at the moment.

Yusuke: Oh nothing important.

Kuwabara: We just decided who's going first is all.

Kurama: Who?

Koenma: Hiei's gonna sing Baby Got Back to you of course. Duh.

Kurama and Hiei: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!


Kurama: ESPECIALLY THAT ONE LINE! Except, that is kinda true for hiei....oops wasn't supposed to say that ;;;;;

Botan: What line?

Mukuro: 00 THAT LINE?! REALLY?!?!?

Kurama: ;;;; sorry koi.

Hiei: blushing


Hiei and everyone else except for Kurama: HELL NO!

Kurama: ;;;; no comment.

Hiei: whining Do I have to??!

Toguro: Yup.

Hiei: No one asked you you loser.

Toguro: TT

Genkai: Be nice Hiei. hugs Toguro

Everyone: gagging

Yusuke: Yes you do Hiei. And Kurama is the person you're singing about obviously.

Kurama: And tell me again WHY I am being accused of having a big butt? I like my butt thank you very much.

Hiei: So do I.


Kuwabara: turning green Just sing the damn song already!!!

Hiei and Kurama: pouting Fine!

lights go down low

Kurama: walks in from kitchen scowling This is so annoying

Botan: Oh my god

Becky, look at her butt

It's so big

Kieko: She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Botan: Who understands those rap guys

Kieko: They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

I mean her butt

It's just so big

Botan: I can't believe it it's so round

It's just out there

Kurama: sticks out tongue Is not!

Kieko: I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black

Kurama: I'm a Japanese red head/silver yoko thank you very much!

Hiei: comes out scowling This is so embarrassing and stupid!

Everyone: glare

Hiei: glares back

Everyone: glare back

Hiei: blinks

Yusuke: HA! You lose! Now sing!

Hiei: Fine. -- raps very well I like big butts and I can not lie!

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that butt is stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

Kurama: dances close to Hiei

Hiei: smirks I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

Yusuke and Kuwabara: nodding Yup

Hiei: rolls eyes and looks at Kurama again But that butt you got makes

Kurama: joins Hiei in rapping Me so horney!

Kurama fanclub: 0,0

Hiei: smirking Ooh, rump of smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me, use me, cuz you ain't that average groupy

Hiei and Kurama fanclubs: 0,0

Everyone else: rolling on the ground laughing their asses off

Hiei: I've seen them dancing'

The hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo vette

Kurama: smirking while dances in front of Hiei in seductive way

Hiei: smirking too I'm tired of magazines

Saying flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him

She gotta pack much back

Hiei: looks to guys So fellas!

Yusuke Kuwabara Toguro Koenma Chu, etc: Yeah!

Hiei: Fellas!

Guys: Yeah!

Hiei: Has your girlfriend got the butt

Guys: Hell yeah!

Hiei: Well shake it!

Kieko Yukina Genkai Botan Shizuru etc: shaking butts

Hiei: Shake it!

Kurama: shakes butt

Hiei: smirking Shake it!

Shake it!

Shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

Everyone: dancing around or making out with people

Hiei: I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm acting like an animal

Now here's my scandal

turns Kurama around so he's looking at him

I wanna get you home

And Uh! thrusts hips forward

Double Uh Uh!

I aint talking bout playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin for a piece of that bubble

So I'm looking at rock videos

Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna

Kurama: gasping over exaggeratedly Uuuhh

Everyone: laughing asses off again

Hiei: Til the break of dawn!

Baby Got it goin on

A lot of pimps won't like this song

Cus them punks to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

Kurama: grinning

Yusuke and Kuwabara: gagging TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!

Mukuro: 0,0

Hiei: scared look at Mukuro So ladies!

Girls and Kurama: Yeah!

Hiei: Ladies!

Girls and Kurama: Yeah!

Hiei: Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?

Girls and Kurama: Yeah!

Hiei: Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys gotta shout

Baby got back

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection


Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda

Playin workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

Everyone: laughing asses off

Yusuke: That's a nice nickname hahahaha

Kurama: grins and wraps arm around Hiei protectively

Hiei: smirking You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin

And I'm thinking bout stickin

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it miss thing

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice did miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-Mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

Little in the middle but she got much back! slaps Kurama's butt

Kurama: 00 grabs butt OW!

Everyone: rolling on the floor laughing their asses off

Kuronue: That was so great! looks around Kurama You do have a nice ass Kurama

Kurama: covers back EXCUSE ME! slaps Kuronue

Kuronue: owwy mommy the big bad foxy woxy hit me!

Mukuro: Hiei! I order you to strip for me in the bedroom!

Hiei: Hell no! I'm not stripping for you!


Yusuke: I'm trying to not think about that

Kieko: Ok ok enough! I wanna sing too! Ok so who goes next?

Koto: Ooooo I've got an idea!!!

Darkdemonchild: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ok I give Koritsune Dragonrider full credit for giving me the idea of using this song for this fic, cus I was reading her yyh music videos fic and got to this chapter and got the idea. So thanks KD! And I was dancing to it last night at the Sadies dance, so that helped too. ok this chappie was a bit more perverted than what I had originally planned, but perverted is good! Unless you're my parents, then it's not good. ;;;;; ok I'm taking requests, and whichever one I think is the a.) funniest b.) cutest c.)weirdest d.)just plan works will be picked for the next chapter. And I will try to use the other requests for other chapters. And to Kit and Shida: I promise I'll find a way to add you guys in later. As well as myself and Kuri cus I like doing that . And, with nothing else left to say, please review, hoped you enjoyed, and please review. ja ne!