Snape rubbed a hand over his exhausted eyes. It had been one hell of
a day, but finally it was ending. He silently rejoiced knowing this was his
final class of the day. He had his intelligently wise Slithering and the never
"Longbottom!" he barked. "That's too much rosemary! Do you want to
finish what the Dark Lord couldn't?! Granger! See to him, since you
appear to be finished!"
"Yes, sir!" she said jumping up and rushing to help.
Ten minutes before the class was over, a near catastrophe happened. Yet
this time the trouble wasn't started by Longbottom, it happened to be from
"Professor! Professor!" Weasley cried out with shock.
"What is it now Ronald?" Snape snapped without looking up from his papers. He
forgot to be formal. Exhaustion was taking it's toll on his weary mind.
The rest of the class was inching towards the back of the classroom near the
emergency exit. It was so quiet, the only sound was Ron's frantic gulping for air.
"Help sir!" Ron whined and dived under the table.
Snape looked up. What he saw shocked him so much, he almost forgot to breathe.
It froze him to the very core.
Floating above Potter's cauldron was a manifestation of sorts. He had no doubt
that Potter had made it. The thing was supposed to be Potter's potion after all.
Although, somehow he'd given it a conscience because the thing was mysteriously
breathing and growing!
Potter looked to be in awe of the evil little creature he created unknowingly.
'At least, I hope it was out of shear stupidity!' Snape thought whipping out
The thing reached out with an arm. It was mainly a black blob but as the seconds
ticked by it was taking on humanistic features.
Potter reached out to take the offered arm.
"No, Potter, do not be stupid enough to touch it!" Snape yelled startling the creature.
With that Snape reached out for the boy and covered Harry with his body.
"Harry, snap out of it!" he said roughly to the dazed boy, wrapping his arms around
Potter blinked owlishly at him. "Professor Snape?"
Snape breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes, Harry, it's me."
The boy smiled suddenly. "That's twice Sir!" He exclaimed happily
"Twice?", he asked bewildered by what Harry meant.
"You called me by my name!" he said brightly and fainted in Severus' arms.
"Let him go, Snape!" said a voice behind him. "He's mine!"
Snape gave Harry to Ron who was still under the table.
"Protect him, Ronald."
By this time, the rest of the class had filed out quietly.
Snape turned and faced his adversary. He wasn't surprised in the least to see that
the creature had grown a body.
'Not bad,' Snape thought appreciatively, looking the creature up and down. 'Not bad at all!'
As his gaze lingered on it's midsection, he smirked.
The creature had smooth broad chest, a washboard stomach, and a prick to die for. He was
still black but had lightened up to a smooth milk chocolate color. The most startling feature
on the creature was his eyes. He had Lily and Harry Potter's eyes. Startling, emerald green eyes.
"I guess the myth about black men are true," Snape stated out loud, smirking.
"You 'are' well hung!"
The creature - No!! - man covered his prick in an act of modesty. "I'm evil! So why the hell
do I feel violated?! I am a violation!" (We need to put something other than violation I was thinking maybe demon let me know)
"And a very good looking violation!"
"Shut up, Snape!" he said turning his back on the professor.
Snape whistled appreciatively. "Nice!"
"Fuck!" the creature yelled when he felt a pinch on his backside.
"Gladly!" Snape purred.
Dumbledore chose that moment to enter the classroom. "Oh, my!"
"Headmaster Dumbledore! You've got to save me! He's molesting me!" The creature cried out
running to hide behind behind the headmaster.
"Is this true, Severus?" Dumbledore asked, doing his best to comfort the trembling man.
"Of course not, Albus. What do you take me for?" Snape answered smoothly.
"He lies!" the trembling man hissed.
"There, there, child! How about we go down to my office? I have tea and biscuits ready.
Also lots of candy! Would that make you feel better?" Albus asked quietly.
"Uh huh," he answered nodding eagerly. "Chocolate?"
"Lots of it," the headmaster replied and took off his robe and wrapped it around the naked man.
"Shall we?" he asked offering his arm.
Then the younger man froze.
"What is it, my child?"
Eyes widening, he slowly looked the headmaster up and down.
Dumbledore was wearing a white blouse made of silk. The blouse made a V because he didn't
button it all the way up. He had on leather trousers and leather skin boots. In short, he looked
every inch a dashing pirate.
Snape was equally speechless. He had no idea that the headmaster could be so hot!
"Are men your age suppose to look like you?" the man asked, awed by the sight before him.
Albus laughed and tucked the man's arm in the crook of his arm. "They can only hope,
my child. They can only hope."
With a flash they were gone.
Ron peered out from under the table. "That...was the single most disturbing scene I have ever
witnessed. One I don't ever wish to remember!""You and me, son,'' Snape agreed.
Ron crawled out and pulled Harry with him.
Snape bent down and lifted Harry into his arms.
"I must say, Harry," he said to the unconscious boy, ''that you definitely know how to make a class
incredibly entertaining to be in. If I asked you to do it again, would you?"
"What should I do?" Ron asked.
"You should go on to class. I will take care of Harry from this point on."
Snape followed Weasley out of the classroom and was descending further down stairs to his living quarters.
When out of nowhere, Poppy yelled at him, and he nearly dropped Harry the rest of the way down."Severus Snape! Where do you think you're going with that boy?" came
Poppy's shrill voice. "He belongs in the infirmary!"
'Maybe if I ignore it, the pest will disappear,' he thought
continuing on his way.
"Don't you take another step young man, or I'll use drastic measures!" she threatened.
"Guess not," he mumbled. He turned and smirked at the angry nurse. "I'd like to see you try!
Especially with Dumbledore's Golden Boy in my arms. Go ahead! Put both of us out of our misery! For the
tumble down the rest of the way is sure to kill us!" and with that he continued. "Don't worry, Poppy!
You should know that I would never purposely hurt him."
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he turn to the left and walked down the hall. At the end of the hall,
was the portrait of Salazar Slytherin, which guarded his rooms. "Who is that with you, Severus?" called Salazar.
"He is Harry Potter. Salazar he has fainted I need to take care of him immediately." With that he spoke the
password. "Veritaserum," he said. Salazar nodded and swung open. He stepped into his chambers and took the boy
to his bedroom. Laying the boy down, he did a quick check to ensure that the boy's vitals were in working order.
"He's fine physically, but I wonder about his mentally." he said out loud to himself. "What are you concealing?"
He let the boy sleep and started grading papers. Soon it was seven and time to go up for dinner.
"Potter, wake up! It's time to eat!" Snape said sharply.
The boy opened one eye. "So we're back to Potter, now?"
"Don't be insolent, boy!"
Harry sighed. "I knew it was too good to be true."