A/N:This is just a funny fic to see what teachers say behind the backs of students at Hogwarts. It is made up entirely of notes passed between teachers.
Summary: Teachers pass notes too you know. This hints R/Hr and H/G.
Disclaimer: Only the story is mine.
I just thought you ought to know that I saw you
last night in the Great Hall reading a book
called The Basics of Transfiguration. I thought
this was a little strange considering the fact
that you're the head of the Transfiguration
Department. You didn't notice, but I took the liberty
of taking some two or three or nineteen pictures. If you
would generously donate some of those new anti-cheating
quills, then these pictures will never be accidentally exposed.
Professor Flitwick, Charms
Did you tell anyone about our little meeting
in the Astronomy Tower last week? Because
I've been getting these weird looks from Trelawney
and Minerva. I thought we agreed to keep our
relationship a secret!
Your Sweetheart, Astronomy
Can you believe this? That little half pint tried
to blackmail me by saying he'd reveal some
personal photos! Can he do that? Anyway, did
you hear? Severus and that Astronomy freak were
having an affair in the Astronomy Tower last week!
Argus was the one to fill me in. He'd caught Potter
and the Weasley girl kissing near that tower, when he caught
a glimpse of those two so-called professors having
their own little fun! No wonder kids are this naughty!
Ginny and Harry together? Does her brother know?
Oh I bet he doesn't! And I can't believe that SNAPE
would ever be in a relationship. Disgusting.
Professor Sprout, Herbology
A/N:Short, I know, but funny!