Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, the Simpsons, Pizza Hut, Diet Coke, Justice League, Donald Duck, or . The hurricane's unique name, however, belongs to me.

Note: Most of these events happened in my household during Hurricane Frances and… well, we were VERY bored. Also, I feel kind of bad because a lot of people get hurt and/or lose their homes during hurricanes, but this is a light fic that's about the Teen Titans and how they deal with being stuck together for hours. I figured I couldn't deny people this comedy. Please enjoy!

6:23 p.m.

All the windows at the Titan Tower were boarded up with plywood. Inside, the Teen Titans waited for the raging Hurricane Buttercup outside to pass. Fortunately, the T.V. was still working. They were all sitting on the couch watching it.

"Watch, they're gonna show this commercial again," said Robin.

6:24 p.m.

"See? I told you they were gonna show this commercial again," said Robin. "They always show that damn Pizza Hut commercial twice every commercial break during the 'Simpsons.' It's really annoying."

"We know, Robin," said Cyborg. "You've said that 5 times already."

6:25 p.m.

"You realize that's 5 times they repeated that commercial during 'The Simpsons?'" said Robin. "That's ten Pizza Hut commercials for one show! Ten!"

"Shut up, Robin," warned Cyborg.

6:26 p.m.

"Are they trying to brainwash people with that stupid music or what?" persisted Robin. "I really hate that commercial."

"Robin, you are seriously testing my patience," said Cyborg acidly.

"Okay, okay," said Robin. "'The Simpsons' are over anyway."

Cyborg resisted the urge to punch Robin in the face for making him miss the ending of 'The Simpsons.' He began switching through the channels to find something to watch.

6:28 p.m.

"I mean, how to they expect us to order pizza during a hurricane? Are they mocking us?"

"DAMNIT, ROBIN," yelled Cyborg.

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