HMmm yesh. This took a long time and will power to add a new chapter. Why! Because I am so lazy and stupid! gah! But here it is!Another chapter and I will try not to neglect my fanfiction anymore!

"YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE!" Danny yelled as he continued to run after the ghost singer.


Stephanie stopped and looked down at the three boys, which she had placed a curse on. She floated down to the ground to be level with them. She placed a hand on her hip as she watched them stop infront of her.

"Well long time no sing Danny."

"Is this the ghost that placed that stupid curse on us?" Flash yelled and took a few steps toward Stephanie.

"Flash I wouldn…" Tucker started.

Stephanie waved her finger and Dash stopped where he was. He look confused at first as he looked at Stephanie.

"I love you…you love me!" Dash covered his mouth.

"The Barney song! How lame is that?" Danny frowned.

"Please please maybe if we asked nicely."

Tucker went up to Stephanie, walking his walk as if he was all that. He walked up to her, took off his hat, and bowed to her.

"Stephanie…the angel of music. Would you be so kind as to take the curse off us…please?" he asked nicely.

"Wow…no one's ever asked me that nicely before…" she blinked a few times.

"So does this mean you'll let us go?" Tucker asked. He knew this would work. Girls loved it when you made them feel all royal and asked nicely. He knew this had to work since none of Dash's or Danny's rude remarks were working.


"See I told you guys it would work…wait…what do you mean NO!" Tucker snapped.

"I don't want to. Your stupid anyway for asking." She smirked as she watched Tucker gasp for a word.


Stephanie chuckled as she watched him. She snapped her fingers and all three of them snapped to it. A song began to play somewhere in the distance and soon Tucker opened his mouth.

Tucker: I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all "ehhhh" And I was, like, "whatever!"

Danny: Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Dash: So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

All three: Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!

All three were rocking out to the music. Stephanie looked like to be having a time of her life as she watched them make fools of themselves in the middle of the road. She grabbed her sides as she listened to them sing this hilarious song.

Tucker: And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather. This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Danny: Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Flash: And then up comes Zafo I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool."

A long pause of silence followed. Even Stephanie stopped laughing as Dash, Danny, and Tucker look at each other for what seemed like ten seconds. But also the story wouldn't be funny if it ended here so the music started again.

All three: Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!

The song slowly ended and they glared at Stephanie. That is when they heard footsteps behind them to see the girls. They had noticed the song from where they were so they had dropped everything and came running.

"Well it seems you found our ghost," Sam stopped right beside a somewhat embarrassed Danny.

"Hello!" Stephanie smiled sweetly and waved.

"Don you hello me! You turn us back to the way we were!" Paulina shook her fist at her.

"How about I do this instead?" Stephanie snapped her fingers.

The music was once again heard and all six of them moaned. They were getting tired of singing now.

Paulina: So many kinds, where can we start? we like them dumb and we like them smart.

Jazz: Like the ones with the pretty eyes.

Sam: Well I like all kinds of guys.

Paulina: Stop. What happened, how about the ones we especially like?

Jazz and Sam: Which ones?

Paulina: You know the ones with the cars that go..

Jazz and Sam: I hear you…

All three: Hite IT!

The music breaks out into a fast beat and the girls start doing there own thing along with the music. The guys watch, not knowing how to stop them but they feel themselves just tapping their feet to the beat.

Paulina: It was me and the possy with Bunny (D) We were cruising in the Jag or the Lambourgini, When low and behold there appeared a mirage, He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage.

Sam: We stopped short, did a double take, He was looking so fly, I thought I wasn't awake.

Jazz: He was obviously hooking up bass, I asume, But then he turned a little button and the car went boom.

With fake bunny ears on her head she walked right up to a car and put her hand through the opened window. She pressed one of the buttons and the car just exploded with the beat.

All three: We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

Paulina: We like them short, and we like them tall, We like them one, and we like them all.

Sam: They're always adding speakers when they find the room, Cuz they know we like the guys with the cars that go boom.

Jazz: And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at, He's got 50 inch woofers all along the back. He makes a comment on going to my room, But I'd rather stay out with his car that goes boom.

All three girls grinned at the guys and this time Sam reached her hand into another car. It also exploded with music and Stephanie laughed even harder.

Paulina: Now if your car ain't got it, go out and get it, We like the boom and don't you forget it.

Sam: So turn down the treble, and flaunt your bass, So your car can be heard almost any place. Cuz when you're in the street you can't go far,

Jazz: Without hearing the boom pouring out your car. So if your speaker's weak, then please turn it off, Coz we like the cars that sound so tough.

All three: We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

Soon they were dancing on cars, and honking the horns. The guys ran to try and stop them from actually destroying all the vehicles.

Everybody just beep your horn Everybody just beep your horn if you hear us, Now clap! Hit it! Beep, beep beep beep beep! Come on everybody! Hey, hey hey hey hey! Beep, beep beep beep beep!

The song came to an end and Stephanie rubbed her eyes. She laughed herself into tears as she watched the whole thing. That's when she saw an angry and red Sam make her way over. In her hand was the Fenton thermos…

Woot yeah! In your faces! hahah I finished it after I don't don't know how long. Remember! Demonchild93 does not like flames! Also Danny Phantom characters do not belong to me and neither do the songs. But Stephanie belongs to me!


United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch

Cars That Go Boom by Le Tigre