A/N: YAY!! We wrote another fic FINALLY!

Now it came to pass...

That man became corrupt and began to practice multiplication.

Random Man: 2 X 2 is....um...um..

2nd Random Man: NINETEEN!

Random Man: oh yeah!

Then the Lord saw that the stupidness of man was great in the earth. And the Lord was sorry that he had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart.

God: so I guess I'll have to wipe them from the face of the planet...hey you random angel! More coffee!

(Puya89: That was really strange...)

But Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.

Noah: negative 6X squared times negative 2X to the negative third power equals...twelve.

God: Basically I'm gonna take you all down because you're dumb. I mean not you, everybody else. You, well you gotta build an ark .

Noah: Like in Indiana Jones?

God: no that's a different ark. And how do you know about that anyway?

Noah: These girls from Puya89...

God: OK! Whatever. Well this ark, I'm gonna make a flood and destroy all these people. You and you're family will survive on this ark.

Noah: ok...drawing blueprints

God: No, no that looks like the Millennium Falcon. Far to futuristic. The ark has gotta be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and thirty cubits high, with this window a cubit from the top and this door in the side. With three decks.

Noah: Got it. changes blueprints ...What's the Millennium Falcon?
God: Those girls didn't tell you about that yet? Wow. It's nothing. And on said ark you shall take two of every animal on the earth.

Noah: Ok...2 of every, that's 2 times....like ten trillion...which would be twentytrillion...

God: OK! Stop! Also take a bunch of every kind of food that is eaten, so you won't starve.

Noah: Yeah! Food!

Thus Noah did, according to all that God commanded him, so he did.

Noah: to his wife Hey there! Hey, I gotta build this ark.

Noah's wife: Why?

Noah: God told me to.

Noah's wife: Why?

Noah: Because He's gonna destroy everyone on earth.

Noah's wife: Oh...That's nice, dear.