AN: Yeah, yeah, I don't own the X-Men. "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades" belongs to Timbuk 3. (Can you really picture Scott singing anything else? Other than "Sunglasses at Night", that is) It's amazing what insomnia will do to a person.

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Announcer (Kitty): Welcome everyone, to the Xavier Institute's first annual "No Talent Night". Starting off the show, and setting the theme for the evening, we have our very own Fearless Leader, Cyclops! Half-hearted clapping from the crowd.

Scott comes up on the stage. "Thanks Kitty. I think."

Music starts

Scott: I beat up the bad guys
I love my classes
I got a crazy x-gene and wear quartz glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
My power's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Xavier's allowance here– buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
My power's so bright, I gotta wear shades

Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I've got a telepathic girlfriend with great green eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
My power's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I beat up the bad guys
I love my classes
I got a crazy x-gene and wear quartz glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
My power's so bright, I gotta wear shades,
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

(Scott ends his song with a little spin and plays with his glasses)

Kitty: Ummm....thanks Scott.

Crowd starts booing. Bobby is throwing snowballs at Scott while Remy is throwing cards onto the stage. Scott shakes his head as he walks off. "You people don't know talent when you hear it." A voice calls out. "We haven't heard it yet!" Jean sits near the back, shaking her head. "Why did I break up with Duncan? At least he admits he can't sing."

-FIN-