Ashy-boy and Misty were the best of friends
All through their Trainer Journey days
And even though they seemed to fight a lot
They liked each other anyway
Well after winning Johto Ashy-boy went off
To train some more with Lorelei
Misty looked all around Pallet Town
But all she found was Gary
It wasn't two weeks after they got married
That Misty started getting abused
She wore dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And makeup to cover her bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But he walked right though that restraining order
And he put her in Intensive Care
Right away Ashy-boy flew in from Saffron
Via Pidgeot midnight flight
And he held Misty's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Gary had to die
It only tastes weird cos it's homemade
You're feeling weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep, Gary?
Ain't it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Gary?
Officer Jenny came by to bring Gary in
She searched the house high and low
Then she kicked Brock off and said "Thank you Misty
If you hear from him let me know"
So Ashy-boy and Misty decided to get married
Cos love had risen from their fights
And then they had a baby, and they named it Tracey
And they don't lose any sleep at night
Cause Gary had to die
We need a break
Let's go for a dip in the lake
I'll go in with Ash
And you in a plastic bag, Gary
Is that alright?
Good – let's go for that ride.