Written for Wiccat in my request a drabble post.


I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. This takes place before the Ishbal war.

Envy didn't know why he had agreed to meet Pride at the military base.

Envy liked attention. He just didn't like getting catcalls from both sexes, and then having to listen to them argue over whether he was a male or a female.

He was almost there when...

"Hey there."

He was intercepted.

The man in question had short black hair and couldn't be much older than 17 or 18.

"Hi. I'm in a bit of a rush, so–"

"I won't take long." Roy took his hand. "My name is Major Roy Mustang, and your every wish is my command."

"Then can you leave me the hell alone?"

Roy but his hand on the small of his back and pulled him close.

"Don't be like that. Such dirty words shouldn't come from such a beautiful mouth. Allow me to clean it for you," he leaned closer and Envy pulled back.

Roy blinked. "Oh, I'm sorry. How rude of me. What's your name?"

"Envy," Envy replied, pulling away a little.

"A fitting name. I'm sure all the women envy you."

Envy giggled and blushed. "You really think so?"

Roy laughed and nodded, and soon Envy found his back against the wall and Roy was kissing him.

"With your perfect body and cute little skirt."

"It's not a skirt."

"Really?" Roy looked shocked.

"Yeah. I'm a guy," Envy continued.

Roy blinked slowly, and didn't move for a long time.

"I can pretend you're a girl, right?"

Envy shrugged.


The other homonculus and That Person were extremely pissed that Envy missed the 'Ishbal meeting'.

Con Crit more than welcome. Flames will be mocked.