Well, I'm going into another fandom of anime.... Yet again. This is just a little one-shot... there will be no more...
This was inspired by a drawing done by my friend, Kate. Usually it's the other way around where we inspire her art but I guess it was only a matter of time until the reverse happened.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Flame of Recca or any of its characters nor am I the owner of Pocky.
"Ya know, if I hadn't've seen it, I never would of believed it," commented Joker breaking the stunned silence.
Neon merely nodded in agreement.
"But ya know, if you're gonna go, that's one hell of a way to do it," Joker continued.
Neon nodded mutely while starring at the discolored corpse.
"We should probably tell Kurei about this," said Joker.
"Tell me what?" prompted Kurei that announced his sudden appearance.
"Well, you see..." Joker began.
"Where is Raiha?" Kurei asked.
That's the problem, do you remember Raiha's recent obsession with Pocky?"
"Yes." Eyebrow raised skeptically.
"I think it killed him," Joker muttered.
Suddenly, Neon grabbed Joker's shoulders and started shaking him. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THINK'!? HIS FACE IS PURPLE!! AND HE'S NOT BREATHING!! IT'S PRETTY DAMN SAFE TO SAY RAIHA DIED FROM POCKY!!"
Kurei passed the two bickering underlings to take a look at the purple faced Raiha. There was only one thing left to do. Pulling out a flask of gasoline from his robes and swiftly poured it on the corpse. He then lit the body on fire with his flame.
"Kurei-sama, what are you doing?" asked Neon.
"Wait, we need marshmallows," announced Joker who pulled a bad from his back pocket along with some sticks and commensed the roasting.
After a few moments of burningin Kurei's f;ame, Raiha was no longer PurpleCorpse!Raiha, he was FlameAngel!Raiha. Burning in all his nekkid glory.
Raiha and Neon screamed simultaneously and covered their more private parts and eyes... respectively.
Joker blinked and through a mouth full of roasted marshmallows came an amazed, "Damn."
"Kurei-sama, where are my clothes!?" Raiha pleaded.
Kurei only smirked and shrugged.
"Hey, Raiha," Joker said past all the sticky marshmallows.
Raiha turned his attention to Joker who was holding out a coffee mug. "What?"
"Warm up my coffee?"
After taking a couple seconds to stare at the cup, Raiha smiled, "No" and then vanished.
Neon then tried to cover up a sob. "I'm so jealous."
Though poorly edited, it's still funny. I hope you enjoyed.
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