Do you know how many years that I've waited
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler'n me
Her name is Lina, she's a hot-tempered redhead
She's a Dramatta, though I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the winds blow
and the angels sing
But she doesn't notice me

Cos she's casting magic
Creaming all the tough guys
Beating up on bandits
Moneybags in her eyes

It's like a bad story
She's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming, "Please Fireball me!"
As I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want


She tried to kill me when I tried to kiss her
She Dragon Slaved me everyday
for the rest of the week
And I was grinning everytime that she did it
Cos that meant she was finally noticing me

But then she walked,
while the winds blew
and the angels sang

She still doesn't know who I am

So she's casting magic
Creaming all the tough guys
Beating up on bandits
Moneybags in her eyes
She has this thing about eating –
Everything, 'specially sweets
She's not really that bad –
a treasure-hunter, not a thief

It's like a bad story
She's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming, "Please Fireball me!"
As I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want

There she goes again, her armor on
The sunlight's in her hair
She broke my arms, I had to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm studying magic
Trying to be a tough guy
Getting beaten up by bandits
Seeing stars in broad daylight
I'm not a warrior – I have no power
All I know is I love her, I love her, I love her

It's like a bad story
She's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming, "Please Fireball me!"
As I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want
Cos she's the girl all the bad guys want


AN: Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange.