This is a completely random story. I'm bored, and it's late. If you no like, you no read. Simple as that. My puppy-muse will do the disclaimer, so we can begin.

Scribble: We don't own it. We only own manga. Pity the poor. PITY US, I SAID!

It was a nice day as Yusuke Urameshi, spirit detective, walked down the street, going to school, only because Keiko was pushing him from behind.

His first period was gym. He actually DIDN'T cut, but as soon as he walked in, he saw Hiei, trapped in the basketball net.

"Don't say a word, spirit detective."

"Actually, I've got five- how'd you get up there?"

"These horrible ningens decided to use me as the ball."

Yusuke grinned. "Well, you're short enough."

Kuwabara came in and immediately started laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The shrimp is in the net!!!! Whoever did that rocks!!!!!!"

"I did!" said some football captain like person.

Hiei, who was quite pissed off, started to glow, and broke the net, well, actually, he burned up the net. "DIE, FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!" He ripped off his bandana and his Jagan Eye opened as his body became all fiery.

Yusuke and Kuwabara didn't want to see the poor kid get fried to a crisp, so they left just before Hiei literally blew the school apart. They could here the kids cheering for Hiei.

As the two were walking, they ran into Kurama. "Hey, what're you doing not in school?"

"I'm cutting."

"YOU? YOU would never cut!"

"Well, I am today. I'm sick of my whole little fan club. I decided I want some peace and quiet today."

"Never thought I'd see the day," Kuwabara muttered.

They were walking around for a while when they saw some people break dancing on the street. One of the guys challenged Kurama, so he immediately got down and started to dance. He was actually pretty good, which utterly shocked his two friends.

"Well, this is a side of Kurama I haven't seen before," a surprised Yusuke said.

As soon as Kurama started rapping, they decided to leave before they all got heart attacks. Without warning, JIN APPEAERED!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, Urameshi!" he cried in his thick Irish accent.

"Hey Jin, what're you doing?" Yusuke asked.

"Running from kids. They're after me lucky charms."

Kuwabara looked confused. Lucky charms? What're those?

Just then, Touya appeared as well. "We've been looking for all of you."

"If you want shorty, I last saw him in a basketball net," Kuwabara told them.

"What's basketball?" Jin asked.

"Well, get him, and hurry," Touya said. "Koenma has a new mission for you, and this time, we're here to help."

Ah, so chapter one draws to a close. Ooh, the suspense. What is the mission? Actually...I don't even know.

Scribble: We need another disclaimer. Jin's line did NOT come from titangirl161. It came from her friend. How MEAN of you to steal your friend's line!

Me: Shut up. Anyway, please review, I appreciate good reviews and constructive criticism, and if you wish to flame me, GO AHEAD- at the risk of me sending my army of pissed off monkeys to attack you. Long the Reikai Tentai (forgive me if I misspelled that)!