Resident Evil 'Spoof' Sequel Trailer
Narrator VO: "13 and a half days ago, the Umbrella Corp. made a mistake in the secret location called the 'Mole Hole'.
Camera speeding through hallways stained by blood and shadowy
N; "Only three creatures survived the horrors unleashed."
Scene of Dringer shooting off shotgun
Scene of Rex making the slow motion jump into Cafeteria
Scene of Jessi Matrix kicking a skinless hamster
N; "Now, 13 and a half days later, something happens."
Dringer cocking his shotgun
Dringer: Dang I hate sequels.
Rex steps in studying a piece of paper
Rex: I knew I shouldn't have signed this contract.
Camera scanning over the streets of Raccoon City
Raccoons in biochem suits prying open door
Same raccoons walking into darkness
Raccoon #1: Look something moving in the shadows; let's investigate instead of running for our lives.
flash of 'something' jumping
Raccoon #2: What was my line again? Oh yeah...AHHH!
huge sinister explosion and impact ring expanding out
Rex looking out window Rex: "That can't be good."
N: The randomness starts all over again.
scene of closed door, something knocks on it
Dringer opens in, a group of 'commando raccoons' and large badger.
Leader (badger) : "Hello, we're a ragtag group of 'heroes'. Are you Dringer?"
Rex: Who was it?
Commandos, Rex and Dringer standing on abandoned street, debris of rubble and burned out cars everywhere, zombies appear stalking down the street
Leader: With your experience what do you think we should do?"
Rex and Dringer look at each other then run in opposite direction of zombies
Jessi VO: I can't believe this is happening..
Jessi in car, yanking the steering wheel, barely missing cars
car goes in a jump, spinning upside-down
Black screen, words: 'From the director of 'Bloody…Random…Weird…Oh well'
car stops in midair, Jessi climbs out
Jessi: What happened?
Rex walks up
Rex: Seems that our f/x budget has fell out.
Black screen, words: And the Producer of other random projects
Scene of Rex jumping from building connected to rope
Jessi, Dringer and Leader, with guns, peaking around corner
Jessi: Where's Rex?
Rex hits ground behind them from above
Gets up, holding rope
Rex: Too much slack.
Black screen words fade in
13 1/2 Days Later: Bloodier, Randomier...Weirder...Oh Well!
Coming 'Soon' 2005