Disclaimer: blah,blah,blah. J.K. is, as always, the queen

Written by me and AijinMegami in English class when we were bored outta our minds!

A.M:drools wat?wat? wat happened?

H: Im typin the story

A.M: FINALLY!

H: if only I could find the story that we wrote...

A.M: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!tackles and starts beating up

H:jkjkjk! I have it riiiight................HERE!

A.M: good, now on w/ the story

H: ehhhh , right! TALLY HO!points pencil

A.M.: shakes head

Why Ginny's Hair was Blue

One shot

By Horsecrzy and AijinMegami

(actions spells)

Chapter 1

1975

James Potter: Why don't we go to the future and prank someone?

Peter(KILL): oh James!!!!!! You are so smart!

Sirius: that's right! Wormtail, go and scream your affections to Prongsie here from the tree!

Peter: OK!thunk IM ALRIGHT!pixies take peter and dump him in lakegiant squid eats him

Remus: WAY TO GO PADFOOT! WORMIES GONE! LETS CELEBRATE!

Later that night:

James: Whoops, no more pete!

Sirius: not our fault!hiccups

Remus: YEAH! Whoa, I see dead people

ME: YAY! Passes out dead on floor

AijinMegami: ARGH! Not AGAIN! grabs me by foot and drags me up the stairs

Sirius:focusing his eyes on james who u be?

Remus: Lets go to da future!

James: YEAH! I wonder who thought of that??????

Lily: where ya goin??swaying

Sirius and remus: FUUUTER!

Lily: take my time turner, and stop moving, all six of you!

James:starts snogging lily

Sirius: takes swig of firewhiskey

Remus:turns time turner WHOOOPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

20 years later

Harry: GINNY, LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ginny: HARRY! My undying love, love, did I say love? My affection will never disappear!

Hermione: I told you, you shouldn't have given her that potion!

Ron: GINEVRA WEASLEY! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!

Ginny: NOOOO MY LOVE MY ONLY LOVE! COME BACK!

Harry: runs away around the lake

Ginny: HAREEEEEEEEEEEEE don't run my love!runs after him

Ron: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!sees hermione running after him

Hermione: RONNIEKINS! YOU CANT RUN FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAKES BREATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (ETC.)

Hermione: smiles evilly

Remus: Lets prank the red-head, shes pretty!

Sirius: Yeah lets et her!

Remus and Sirius: ABRACABRA poof

Ginny: MY HAIR IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: YAY! Now she wont chase me!

Remus: Seriously!

Sirius: WHO SAID MY NAME???????

Remus: NO ONE!

Hermione: I tagged you Ron! You're it!

Ron: covered in lipstick marks the potions test is, Wednesday (a/n if anybody knows what that is referring to, tell me!) faints

Remus, Harry, and Ginny: LETS THROW HIM IN THE LAKE!

Giant squid spits up peter

Sirius: there you are , mate!

Remus: Where ya been?

Peter: Didyouknowthatthegiantsquideatsmerpeople???Imetonehedigested!

Sirius: Slow down Peter!

Harry: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I LOVE the little mermaid!

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I finally wrote it! YAY! I don care if you don't like it, if you don't, don't review!!!!!!!!!