Disclaimer: blah,blah,blah. J.K. is, as always, the queen
Written by me and AijinMegami in English class when we were bored outta our minds!
A.M:drools wat?wat? wat happened?
H: Im typin the story
H: if only I could find the story that we wrote...
A.M: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!tackles and starts beating up
H:jkjkjk! I have it riiiight................HERE!
A.M: good, now on w/ the story
H: ehhhh , right! TALLY HO!points pencil
A.M.: shakes head
Why Ginny's Hair was Blue
By Horsecrzy and AijinMegami
James Potter: Why don't we go to the future and prank someone?
Peter(KILL): oh James!!!!!! You are so smart!
Sirius: that's right! Wormtail, go and scream your affections to Prongsie here from the tree!
Peter: OK!thunk IM ALRIGHT!pixies take peter and dump him in lakegiant squid eats him
Remus: WAY TO GO PADFOOT! WORMIES GONE! LETS CELEBRATE!
Later that night:
James: Whoops, no more pete!
Sirius: not our fault!hiccups
Remus: YEAH! Whoa, I see dead people
ME: YAY! Passes out dead on floor
AijinMegami: ARGH! Not AGAIN! grabs me by foot and drags me up the stairs
Sirius:focusing his eyes on james who u be?
Remus: Lets go to da future!
James: YEAH! I wonder who thought of that??????
Lily: where ya goin??swaying
Sirius and remus: FUUUTER!
Lily: take my time turner, and stop moving, all six of you!
James:starts snogging lily
Sirius: takes swig of firewhiskey
Remus:turns time turner WHOOOPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
20 years later
Harry: GINNY, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Ginny: HARRY! My undying love, love, did I say love? My affection will never disappear!
Hermione: I told you, you shouldn't have given her that potion!
Ron: GINEVRA WEASLEY! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
Ginny: NOOOO MY LOVE MY ONLY LOVE! COME BACK!
Harry: runs away around the lake
Ginny: HAREEEEEEEEEEEEE don't run my love!runs after him
Ron: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!sees hermione running after him
Hermione: RONNIEKINS! YOU CANT RUN FOREVER!!!!!!!!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAKES BREATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (ETC.)
Hermione: smiles evilly
Remus: Lets prank the red-head, shes pretty!
Sirius: Yeah lets et her!
Remus and Sirius: ABRACABRA poof
Ginny: MY HAIR IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: YAY! Now she wont chase me!
Sirius: WHO SAID MY NAME???????
Remus: NO ONE!
Hermione: I tagged you Ron! You're it!
Ron: covered in lipstick marks the potions test is, Wednesday (a/n if anybody knows what that is referring to, tell me!) faints
Remus, Harry, and Ginny: LETS THROW HIM IN THE LAKE!
Giant squid spits up peter
Sirius: there you are , mate!
Remus: Where ya been?
Sirius: Slow down Peter!
Harry: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I LOVE the little mermaid!
If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again, BEEP
I finally wrote it! YAY! I don care if you don't like it, if you don't, don't review!!!!!!!!!