Chaz: Aha!!! Finally! I have chapter 4 up hehe! I have been begged to continue this so I will and I would like to thank Ash for being so randomly spiffy and for role playing with me about random things...Yes we are very random hehe LET THE RANDOMNESS CONTINUE ONCE MORE!!!

Maha: Chaz does not own kingdom hearts...Thank the lord as well...also she says there will be yaoi in here and the rating will go up because she is a sick minded little rabid fan girl and would give up her collection of precious taco's just to see some action between Sora and Riku...O.o...What's yaoi?

Chaz: You'll find out soon mah boy...You'll find out soon...

Maha: Ok NOW im scared O.o Anywhoo on with the randomness...

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Kh Random Randomy Randomnessness

By Shukaku

Chapter 4: Lord of the Ringholes

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-In a dark dark dark dark dark light dark alley-

???: So do you have the toaster....

Sora: Yes...

???: Good now hand it over pretty boy.

Sora: O.O NOT THE TOASTER!!!! ANYTHING BUT THE TOASTER!!!

???: I need it. You made a deal with me remember.

Sora: Yes. Wait...n-yeah, yeah I do.

???: So will you give me the toaster of doom

Sora: No! Runs away crying RIKU!!!! THE GUYS TRYING TO STAL MY TOASTER!!!!!! Runs into Riku Owwie.

Riku: Errr Sora get off me. I HAVE TO SIIIIIIIING! Starts dancing on the floor with Sora on top of him YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! TO THE WINOOOOOWS TO THE WALLS! TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS! Looks like he's having a seizure

Sora: OO Riku? Gets up and watches Riku look like he's having a seizure

Riku: Gets up and sits back down then gets back up again and starts hopping on one leg LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! RONSEAL! LEGS! DRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS!!!!!!!

Sora: O.O MOMMY!!!!!!!! Runs away screaming

Riku: Falls asleep No...my snaffle...waffle cone...TEABAGS!... I want my tutu mommy...pretty kitty...

Snake: Randomly pops up again HAHA! I HAVE YOUR PANTS!!!! Steals Riku's pants

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-Back at Sora's place-

Sora: 1TZ T1M3 T00 SZP33K L33T!!!!! W00T!

Riku: ...WTF!?!

Chaz: Its time to speak leet...

Riku: Oh.

Sora: Y3ZZ 1ND3e33ee333ee3D! NG4HHH! J00 SUX0RZ!

Riku: ...WTF?!?

Chaz: Yes indeed you suck.

Riku: Oh...HEY!!!

Chaz: OMG WHO TOOK MY FLYING TOASTER OF DOOM!!!

Sora: I dunno...hides toaster behind back

Chaz: OMG!!! NOW I CANT MAKE ANY WAFFLES OF DOOMLY DOOM!!!!

Riku: AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE! AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYIN ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!

Sora: walks up to Riku and gives him a master wedgie GYAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Riku: AAAAAHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!SORA IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!! OOOOWWWIEEE!!!!!

Kairi: TT Wimp.

Chaz: Telling me...

Kairi: Riku! Quit being a damn poofter and throw the freakin toaster at him GWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chaz: O.o Whoa was that evilness I heard from you then?

Kairi: Yessum...

Chaz: SWEET!!! LET'S KILL THEM!!!!

But unfortunately for Chaz and Kairi Cloud came flying through the window on a monkey!!! FWOOOSH!!!!!

Kairi: AAAHHH!!!! Gets her head knocked off

Chaz: Ha ha! disappears

Cloud: MOOOOOO!!!!! YOU HURT THE MONKEY!!!!!! LAWSUIT!!!!

Riku: Don't you mean NOOOOOOOO!!!!?

Cloud: NO! I MEANT MOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lawyer: You rang?

Riku: No

Lawyer: WELL THEN IM GONNA SUE YOU!!!

Riku: TRY IT BITCH!!!!! cat fight!!!

Chaz: Damn...OI KNUCKLE HEADS!!

Sora, Riku, Kairi, Cloud & Mr. Lawyer: Yeah?

Chaz: I just had a review as I was typing the last 2 sentences...

Cloud: From who?

Chaz: Shizuma the Black Angel Demon!!!

Riku: Whoopdy doo! sarcasm

Chaz: YOU DARE INSULT MY REVIWERS!?!?!

Riku: YEAH!!!

Chaz: FINE THEN!! Shouts to Maha SIC EM BOY!!!

Riku: Oh im so scared of little cat boy!!!!

Maha: ...Die. MRAWWWR!!! Attacks Riku's face

Riku: AAAH THE PAIN!!!! MY FACE!!!!! THE GODDAMN PAIN!!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Chaz: Ignores Riku Anywhoo like I was saying! I had a review from a person called Shizuma the Black Angel Demon and so this part of the chapter is dedicated to her! She said MAKE SORA DIE A LONG AND PAINEFUL DEATH FULL OF BUNNIES AND BLOOD! lol! SO! THAT'S WHAT IM GOING TO DO!!!

Sora: Oh no....no....NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Chaz: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Where are the bunnies? Where are they? CLOUD GIMME THE FREAKIN BUNNIES NOW!!!!

Cloud: O.O Ok!!!! Gives the bunnies to Chaz

Chaz: TT THE RABID ONES!!!

Cloud: I DIDENT TAKE THOSE ONES!!!

Chaz: FINE!!! shoves toothpaste into the bunnies mouths GWAHAHAHA!!!! GET SORA!!! THE ONE WITH THE REDICULOUSLY BAD TASTE IN COLOURS!!!

Bunnies: Hisssss! Hop towards Sora

Sora: NOOOO!!!! AHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!!!! THE TRAUMA!!!! THE BLODDYNESS!!!!

Chaz: TT They haven't even hoped halfway towards you yet moron TT

Sora: Oh..

Bunnies Jump on Sora and start attacking him Grrr!!!

Sora: AAAHHHH!!!! THEYRE EATING ME!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Why are the bunnies chocolate?

Chaz: shrugs I couldn't afford real ones.

Riku: So you used the moldy ones from last Easter?

Chaz: Yeah...

Sora: OH THE PAIN!!!!!!

Chocolate moldy bunnies: Eating Sora

Sora: OH GOD IM MISSING A LEG!!!!

Chaz: Hehehe

Sora: AAHHHHH!!!!

Bunnies: Eating Sora's brain

Chaz: Wow rotting flesh....

Riku: EW...

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-Later on at Sephy's Gay bar-

Sephy: So I heard Sora got eaten by that idiot's bunnies...

Cloud: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!!! Whispers She'll devour you with her muffins of doom!

Sephy: O.o Muffins of doom?

Cloud: YEAH!

Sephy: Where the hell is she getting all this?

Cloud: Who knows...Im pretty damn suspicious of that toaster though.

Sephy: Damn crazy ass authoress...

Cloud: You got that right...Well im going now

Sephy: No! Im banning you from flying on you Monkey, Toaster or Dustbin lid!!!

Cloud: Fine by me...Pulls out the magical pencil of sketchingness BYE!!! Flies out the window FWOOOSH!!!!!

Sephy: TT Grrrr....

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-Back in Sora's House-

Kairi: MOP UP THE BLOOD! MOP IT UP!!!

Riku: Ooooooh redness....

Kairi: TT

Chaz: MAGICAL MUFFINS OF DOOM! ABSORB THEW BLOOD FEED ON IT AND GROW TO BE MORE POWERFUL!!!! Strokes toaster Ahhh my tosterness...

Riku: O.o

Kairi: WE END IT HERE IN FEAR OF MENTAL HARM TO THE READERS! And to ourselves...UNTILL NEXT TIME FAITHFUL RANDOM STRANGERS! ONLY YOU CAN CONTINUE HE MADNESS WITH YOUR REVIEWS!

Chaz: Oh yes for $3.99 now only! You get to choose what happens in the future chapters of Kh Random Randomy Randomnessness!

Riku: But it's free to review!

Chaz: That's what the government wants you to think! But we all know that the CIA MI5 and the FBI all plan to overthrow the world behind our poor innocent little backs!!!

Riku: ...That has nothing to do with anything....

Chaz: But that's what they want you to think!

Riku: ...Whatever

Kairi: Anyway! Like Chaz was saying in your reviews tell us what you want to happen in future chapters and we will make it happen!!! Since this is a PWP story its impossible for us to reject any ideas because of modern day society and the plans to overthrow the cartoon industry!

Chaz: Yeah but that's what THEY want you to think...

Kairi & Riku: SHUT UP!

Chaz: Yeah but that's what they want you to think!

Kairi: TT Grrr...UNTIL NEXT TIME READERS!!!! And now in dedication to y'all Riku will sing the anthem of randomness!

Riku: One Two...PINEAPPLE WALLPAPER!! Music in the background DO YOU LIKE THE RANDOMNESS!?! DO YOU LIKE THE RANDOMNESS?!?! WE ALL LIKE THE RANDOMNESS!!! BUT DO YOU LIKE THE RANDOMNESS!?! COZ ITS RANDOMNESS ALL THE WAY!!! MY MOMMA MY FAJA AND MY BROTHER IS GAY AND YOU CAN SEE MY KITTY KILLING ALL DAY!!! CAUSE ITS RANDOMNESS THAT MAKES YA PAY!!! ILL KILL SORA, KAIRI, OR EVEN MYSELF ILL KILL CLOUD, AERIS, LEON AND A MAGICAL ELF! CAUSE ITS UP TO YOU TO KILL US ALL TO MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN OR TO START A BRAWL!!! Including World War 4 for only $2.99 a special offer!!! CAUSE WE LOVE THE RANDOMNESS BUT DO YOU!?!?!?!

Kairi: ...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! O.o

Chaz: The worst song in history duh!

Riku: Meanies!

Kairi: Ugh you're so stupid...

TO BE CONTINUED!!! MAYBEH!!!!

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Chaz: Well? Review and tell me what to do!!!

Maha: Tell her how to be unsucky!

Chaz: MAHA! YOU SAY THAT EVERY CHAPTER AND EVERY STORY!!!

Maha: I know...Its good isn't it!

Chaz: I hate you...

Maha: Yeah you told me...

Chaz: WELP!! JA NE FAITHFUL READERS!!!