Danny Versus The Utter Randomness That Happens
Ch.1-Late Night Randomness
It was about 10:00 at night, and Danny Fenton was busy lying on the couch watching his late night "kiddie" movies...(heh heh heh...;;). Anyway, he was about to pass out from eating a whole quart of ice cream when he knocked over the remote in a drunken stupor-like state, making it fall on the floor with the batteries jerking out of the remote and rolling under the couch. Before he had done that, he had just changed it to another kiddie channel, because he had just finished watching his favorite soap opera, A.K.A: Poke'mon. He usually screamed at the TV that Ash and Misty should just stop pretending that they didn't like each other and just freakin' get it on. But tonight was diffrerent...
"Uhh...I feel like I ate a whole quart of ice cream and want to puke it all up." Danny groaned, rolling off the couch and lying on his stomach. He saw the empty container and rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah, I did." He set out to pick himself up and grudgingly go to bed, whereas he would probably wake up with a stomachache.
"But who cares? I'm Danny Phantom! I can do whatever I want! And that's watching Adult Swim even though there's nothing that's even adult on that!" He said. Suddenly, Barney came on. Danny cringed at the sight of Barney.
"I can't believe I used to like him when I was a kid." He said, frowning.
"Ah, one show and then I'll change it."
A half-hour later...
"GAH! Barney's sucking my will to live!" Danny wailed, pulling at his hair. Now he knew why he didn't like Barney in the first place. One, he was really annoying, and two, T-Rexes weren't purple and nice. The ghost boy assured himself that it would be over in a few minutes, that is, until he heard the announcer say that it was a Barney marathon tonight.
"I love you, you love me! We're a great big familly!" Barney started to sing. Danny's eyes widened when he found out that the reamote wasn't next to him. He panicked as the song started to get stuck in his head.
"Come on! Where's the damn remote?" Danny sighed in relief as he found it under the couch and pressed the up channel. Nothing happened at all. The ghost boy's eyes welled up in tears.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He wailed, pressing the channel button with all his might but nothing was happening. The more he tried hard not to look at the TV; Barney's annoying singing still crept into his ears.
"I have to change the channel or else Barney will brainwash me!" Like any other sensible person who had a brain, he should've gotten up and changed the channel, but he didn't want to get his lazy ass off the floor and do it himself. Danny struggled to reach the universal remote that sat on the table next to the couch, holding his arm out. It was a few centimeters away from his outstretched fingertips.
"Why can't I reach it?" He whined. Finally he used his ghost powers to knock the remote down.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE BATTERIES AREN'T IN THE REMOTE!" Danny yelled as he realized it after a few minutes of pressing the buttons. (He's a bit slow in the head.)
The next morning...
"Huh? Whaddya want?" Danny asked sourly as he opened the door and saw a cloud floating. A female voice then came out.
"Hey, Danny Phantom! Remember me? I'm the one who made you cross dress and sing 'Lady Marmalade!'" Danny paused, and stared at the cloud. Realization finally dawned on him.