Not breathing

'Water again. Great,' thought Shana as she spit out a mouthful of salt water. 'Definitely not a pool though.' Her eyes strained to see in the darkness as she swam easily to the shore. "Conrad?" she called out quietly.

"Over here, Shana." It wasn't Conrad's, but Dash's voice she heard. She walked over the sand to him, trying to take in her surroundings to guess where they were. She looked at him with an arched brow and he shook his head, "I don't know either."

"Well, let's think about this logically." Dash gave her an incredulous look, considering their situation. "Well, as logically as we can, all things considered," she conceded before continuing, "We're by an ocean. I see a jungle. Now that has to narrow down the choices."

"Survivor?" Dash asked hopefully, he'd always been a fan of that show. Movement to their right cut off any further words from him.

"Oh shit. I know where we are," Shana moaned.

"Where is Claire? What do you want with her?" a clipped almost British accent asked them.

Shana held her hands up to show that they were unarmed, "We don't have Claire, we're not who you think we are, Sayid."

The Iraqi's eyes narrowed at her dangerously, "Then how did you know my name?"

Before either of them could answer, they were being tackled and bags placed over their heads.

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Phbbt. Alison spit a leaf out of her mouth. She looked around quickly for the others. Conrad was crouched behind a bush, watching something with wide eyes.

"This is a bad place to be, Ali. We need to find Shana and Dash and get out of here." A metal grinding sound suddenly filled the air and Conrad grabbed Ali by the arm, "It's the Island, we have to run!" He half-dragged his teammate through the forest, trying to outrun the horrible noise.

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"Black smoke! It's going to get them!" Destro exclaimed. "I want to know what happens when it does!"

Cobra Commander looked at Destro sullenly, "What are you going on about?" He didn't know what they were watching and it didn't seem that interesting or dangerous to him.

"Lost, you fool! Some big secret is supposed to be revealed tonight!" Destro explained quickly, trying to get the Commander caught up on the action while the commercials were still on. "Jack and the rest of the survivors of the plane crash are on a deserted island, except it's not deserted, there are other people, and they've kidnapped Claire, who's very pregnant. The Island has been hunting people, there are polar bears running around and everything is told through flashbacks. Understand?" He cut off quickly when the show came back on.

Cobra Commander looked at Destro blankly as he rambled on. "Boring. I'm changing it." He grabbed the remote and changed the channel, causing Destro to try to grab for the remote back.

The two began wrestling, trying to gain control over the other, and more importantly, the remote, when it was plucked out of their hands by the Baroness.

"Now now, children. Don't fight. I'll pick what we're going to watch if you can't agree." And she turned the channel again.

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A/N Short chap I know, but some is better than none, right? 