Raven Got Run Over By A Reindeer

WARNING: This contains Raven bashing. If you are a Raven fan, LEAVE NOW!!!

Starfire sings:

Raven got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the tower Christmas Eve.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Beast boy, we believe.

She got into a fight with Beast boy,
And we begged her not to go.
She forgot to do her meditation,
And she stomped out the door
into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.

Raven got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the tower Christmas Eve.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Beast boy, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Beast boy,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there eating tofu,
Playing video games
with friend, Cyborg.

It's not Christmas without Raven,
All my friends are dressed in black.
And we just can not help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

Raven got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the tower Christmas Eve.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Beast boy, we believe.


Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And all the purple candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Raven's wig.

We warned all the innocent people,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Raven got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the tower Christmas Eve.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Beast boy, we believe.

ONE MORE TIME!!!

Raven got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the tower Christmas Eve.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Beast boy, we believe.

Robin: What about me? Don't I get a say in this?! And for the record, Raven doesn't wear a wig!

Dr Fritz: I don't hate Raven, I just did it for fun!