The Finale

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Sung by Starfire

(All the titans are outside. Starfire flies around)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

(Flies down to Robin)

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you.

(The titans are having a snowball fight except for Raven who is meditating under the tree. Beastboy throws a snowball at her, she gets mad and uses the Azarath spell on all his snowballs to get him back)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
underneath the Christmas tree

(Starfire throws one at Robin, Robin throws one back, She throws three more at him, he tackles her but they both roll down the hill together)

I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

(Robin lands on his back and Starfire on top of him. They look at each other and smile)

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You baby

(The titans are inside preparing Christmas dinner. Cyborg is stuffing the turkey and Beastboy is cooking his tofu. Raven is meditating in the living room. Robin and Starfire are setting the table)

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click

(Starfire looks dreamily at Robin)

'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You

(At dinner, Cyborg and Beastboy munch away at their food. Raven eats slowly without being distracted. Robin and Starfire are having trouble pulling a cracker)

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing

(The cracker finally breaks with a bang, this makes Robin and Starfire jump. They look at each other and laugh)

I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me

(The titans are now sat around the fire singing Christmas songs)

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door

(Robin and Starfire hold hands)

Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You

All I want for Christmas is you baby
All I want for Christmas is you baby.

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Sung by Raven and Beastboy

(They are sat on the sofa together)

Raven
I really can't stay

Beastboy
Baby, it's cold outside

Raven
I've got to go away

Beastboy
Baby, it's cold outside

Raven
This evening has been

Beastboy
Been hoping that you'd drop in

Raven
So very nice

Beastboy
I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

Raven
Please, I'm starting to worry

Beastboy
Beautiful, what's your hurry?

Raven
I must meditating on the floor

Beastboy
Listen to the fireplace roar

Raven
So I'd better scurry

Beastboy
Beautiful, please don't hurry

Raven
Well, maybe just a half a drink more

Beastboy
Put some music on while I pour

Raven
The others might think

Beastboy
Baby, it's bad out there

Raven
Say, what's in this drink?

Beastboy
No cabs to be had out there

Raven
I wish I knew how

Beastboy
Your eyes are like starlight now

Raven
To break this spell

Beastboy
I'll take your cloak, your hair looks swell

Raven
I ought to say no, no, no, sir

Beastboy
Mind If I move a little closer?

Raven
At least I'm gonna say that I tried

Beastboy
What's the sense in hurting my pride?

Raven
I really can't stay

Beastboy
Baby, don't hold out

Raven
But it's cold outside

Beastboy
C'mon baby!

Raven
I simply must go

Beastboy
Baby, it's cold outside

Raven
The answer is no

Beastboy
Ooh baby, it's cold outside

Raven
The evening has been

Beastboy
I'm lucky that you dropped in

Raven
So nice and warm

Beastboy
Look out the window at that storm

Raven
The others will get suspicious

Beastboy
Man, your lips look delicious!

Raven
They'll be there waiting at the door

Beastboy
Waves upon a tropical shore

Raven
My father, Trigon's mind is vicious

Beastboy
Gosh, your lips look delicious

Raven
Well, maybe just half a drink more

Beastboy
Never such a blizzard before

Raven
I've got to go out

Beastboy
Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there

Raven
What's this relationship about?

Beastboy
It's up to your knees out there

Raven
You've really been grand

Beastboy
Your eyes are like starlight now

Raven
But don't you see?

Beastboy
How can you do this thing to me?

Raven
There's bound to be talk tomorrow

Beastboy
Making my life long sorrow

Raven
At least there will be plenty implied

Beastboy
If you caught pneumonia and died

Raven
I really can't stay

Beastboy
Get over that old out

Raven
But it's cold outside

Beastboy
Baby, it's cold outside

Raven
It's cold outside

Beastboy
It's cold out there, can't you stay awhile longer, baby?

Raven
Well…..I really shouldn't…alright

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Sung by Cyborg

(He is wearing a Santa suit)

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

(Santa checks the naughty and nice list)

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

(Santa enters the tower and enters Starfire's room puts a present in her boot)

He sees you when you're sleeping

(He goes into Beastboy's room. Beastboy is wide awake and was waiting for Santa. Santa gives Beastboy a lump of coal and leaves. Beastboy is disappointed)

He knows when you're awake

(Santa puts presents in the other titans stockings and under the tree, then leaves)

He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Santa Claus is coming to town!

Santa Baby

Sung by Kitten

(She is dressed in a pink dress with white fur)

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl

(Halo appears above her head)

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed

(Picks up a picture of Robin)

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good

(Fingers crossed behind her back)

If you'd check off my Christmas list
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot

(Smiles)

I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks

(Pulls out a check and points at where to sign)

Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I DON'T MEAN A PHONE!!!

(Lies seductively on her bed)

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

White Christmas

Sung by Robin

(Cyborg plays the piano, while Robin sings)

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white

Happy Christmas (The War Is Over)

Sung by everyone

(The titans, Aqualad, Speedy, Wildebeest, Kitten, Gizmo, Mammoth, Jinx, Slade and all the residents have all join hands and sway from side to side)

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so Happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so Happy Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

War is over if you want it
War is over now

Everyone: Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!!!

The End

Credits

Raven Got Run Over By A Reindeer! : Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (Elmo and Pasty)

I Saw Robin Kissing Santa Claus: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (Kip Adotta)

Cyborg The Cyborg: Frosty The Snowman (The Beach Boys)

Fairytale Of Gotham City: Fairytale Of New York (The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl)

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (Mel & Kim)

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (Written by yours truly): Jingle bells

Raven Was Eating The Christmas Tree: Santa Was Eating The Christmas Tree (Dysfunctional Family Band)

Boyband Special: Stay Another Day (East 17)

Walking Round In Your Underwear: Walking In A Winter Wonderland

Two Songs About Robin & Starfire! : Lonely This Christmas (Mud) Mistletoe and Wine (Cliff Richard)

Now It's The Bad Guys Turn! : Nuttin' For Christmas

Teen Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas? (Band Aid 20)

Christmas In Gotham: Christmas In Heaven (Monty Python)

The Finale: All I Want For Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey) Baby, it's cold outside, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Santa Baby, White Christmas, Happy Christmas (The War Is Over) (John Lennon)

Doctor Fritz: Yes, I always stay behind after the credits too….well, bye!