You Could Have Caught Me
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Summery: My first Mary Sue! I'm so excited. It's one of those, I became the tenth member. Maybe I am asking for flames...
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Yet... Wow. I don't? I never will? Aw man, I was so sure this time. And this really did happen
. Well, maybe just the first paragraph.
You Could have Caught Me.
One day on a nice Fall weekend, I didn't have to go to school Monday, and I was very happy. In fact so happy, I hadn't realized that I had missed a step, until I started falling.
I seemed to be falling quite a while. I thought maybe it was one of those "Oh crap" moments, you know, when you realize you fall. The numbness before the pain hits. The slow motion replay. You get it.
Then I saw the end of my fall. It was marble. Hard marble flooring. I think that's when I started to scream. Then I hit it. It didn't hurt that much. I looked up, and I was surrounded by elves, humans, and hobbits, and a wizard.
They were all staring at me, so as I stood up, I broke the silence.
"You could have caught me, you know, all of you are strong enough."
I pushed my hair behind my ears.
"So, I'll just go over there and sit. Don't mind me."
So with all their eyes following me, I went over and sat beside Sam, I crossed my legs, and acted like I was listening attentively.
Elrond just kind of blinked at me, and then carried on the meeting.
I think he and everyone else was hoping that it hadn't happened, and hoped I was a figment of their imagination.
The council went on and on and on. Finally the good part where they all decide about the Fellowship started.
"Nine Members, The Fellowship of the Ring."
"Nope, make then 10, Lord Elrond."
I stood next to Legolas.
"Yes, I come from Michigan, and do not feel like sitting around Rivendell, unless I get to go back to Gondor and meet Faramir, or to Rohan and meet Eomer. But I think if I go with these people, I'll meet both."
Elrond blinked again. I started to think he was rather stupid, not wise.
"All right, just don't let anyone know. You'll be stricken from the record, understand?"
So that's how it started.
LoL, I am asking for Flames. I always wanted to do one of these. So I'm gonna. Plus I needed to take a brake off from the Top Secret Story. Andrew, Trisha, Charlie, and the Popcorn Guy were getting annoying.