Disclaimer: This is not my story this is my friends story. She wrote it when she was bored (and had a little tape incident.) The characters do not belong to her. She does not have an e-mail address and cannot get one. I must remind you this is not my story! This is hers! My stories are not very good! Or funny! Any comments can be said in a review or sent to my e-mail address and I can pass the message along.

For The Love of Tape

I sat in the common room trying to stay awake. It was after 1:00 am and I still had to write an essay for potions.

"What's the point," I asked myself, "Snape will fail me no matter how good my essay is."

I rested my head on the table and stared at the chair next to me. On top of it was a roll of tape. I picked up the tape and set it in front of me. As I looked at it I noticed it seemed to be different that any other roll of tape I had seen. There was something about it; it was almost cute, no beautiful. It was so wonderfully clear, and shiny, and sticky. I tore off a piece and stuck it to my fingers. I liked this tape, no I loved it. I held it in my hands and smiled then I bent forward and kissed it.

"I love you tape." I told it, and I knew in my heart that it loved me to.

Tape and I were having a lovely discussion when we were rudely interrupted. Hermione came slowly down the stairs.

"Harry is that you?" she called softly, "It's so hard to tell in the dark."

"Yes it's me," I called perturbed that she had burst in on me and my true love.

"Harry there's something I have to tell you," she said as she continued down the stairs."

"Uh-huh" I said absentmindedly, more interested in Tape then Hermione's stupid problems.

"Harry" she cried running up to me. "Harry" she was on her knees and she grabbed my hands. "I love you Harry."

I stood up suddenly, knocking my chair to the ground and stepped back.

"I have always loved you," Hermione cried, "Ever since I first met you." She fell to the ground and wept.

I was so shocked it took me a minute to settle down so I could speak calmly.

"Hermione I cannot love you"

"WHY!!" she screamed.

"I can't love you, because I love Tape"