Whose Line Is It Anyway?
A Yu-Gi-Oh FanFic
Written by: Seto's Princess
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Whose Line, or any other stuff that pops up in my fic.
Bwahahahaha! I'm finally back!!! I had to rewrite this whole thing cuz baka fanfiction. net deleted it twice... I hope y'all like it. Please read my other ficcy – Life At My House...
Chapter One – Yugi, Joey, Tea, & Seto Part 1
Drew appears on stage. "Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway?' The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yup, just like Tea's lame Magician of Faith."
"Hey!" shouts Tea from the audience.
Drew ignores her comment and continues. "Today's contestants are: The King of Games, Yugi Motou! Mr. Tough Guy, Joey Wheeler! Little Miss Friendship, Tea Gardener! And CEO of Kaiba Corp, Seto Kaiba!"
A flood of fan girls appear on stage. "EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!" They all rush towards Seto.
"Oh no!!! Security!!!" Seto yells. Two security guys rush out from backstage and try to stop the mob of fan girls.
"KAIBA!!!" The mob of fan girls runs over the two security guards.
"DAMN IT! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!" Seto yells again. This time, 25 security guards come and they manage to take out all the fan girls.
"Uh... okay," Drew begins, "Let's continue. Our first game is 'Let's Make a Date.' Tea you're on a dating-type show and you have to ask our three bachelors questions to figure out what personalities we have given each of them. Let's begin."
"Okay. Bachelor number 1, if you were my boyfriend and we broke up, would we still be friends?"
Joey gets on his hands and knees. "Woof Woof! Arf!" He crawls over to Kaiba and rubs his head against Kaiba's leg. "Woof Woof!"
"Good doggie!" Seto smirks and pats Joey's head.
"Okay. Bachelor number 2, I love tulips. What are your favorite flowers?" Tea asks.
"Flowers? HA! Flowers are for girls and sissy people! I'll send all the flowers to the shadow realm! Who cares about flowers? There are more important things in this world. I should be pharaoh!!! I rightfully deserve to be pharaoh!!! RA!" Yugi says enthusiastically.
"Um, okay... Bachelor number 3, where would you take me to on our first date?"
Seto says with a New York accent, "Well first I would take you to a restaurant and then we would go to my place to have a little fun if you know what I mean." He makes a face as if he's thinking about something... erm... naughty. He spots pretty girl in the audience and walks over to her. Joey follows behind him. "How you doin?" Seto says with one of his sexy smirks.
"Okay. Tea, can you guess who they are?" Drew asks.
"Joey is Kaiba's dog."
"Yugi is Marik."
"And Kaiba is a hot, sexy... uh... AGH! I mean he's a-a-a perverted sicko. Hee hee." Tea stares at the floor and tries to hide her blushing.
"Um...no. He's Joey Tribianni from Friends. Anyway, one-thousand points to Yugi for saying 'Ra,' and one hundred points to Joey for being such a good dog."
"The next game is 'Quick Change.' Yugi and Tea must act out a scene. Whenever
Joey shouts 'Change!' you have to change the last line that you just said. The scene is: Yugi and Tea are on their first date at the mall. Go!"
"So, here we are. What do you want to do?" Tea asks.
"Let's go watch a movie." Yugi suggests.
"Let's go play DDR." Yugi says.
"Let's go to Victoria's Secret and get you some lingerie."
"That's a great idea. --; But let's get something to eat first."
"Okay," Yugi agrees.
"Good. I'm so hungry, I can eat ten pizzas!" Tea shouts.
"I'm so hungry, I can eat a cow!"
"I'm so hungry, I can eat an elephant!"
"I'm so hungry, I can eat Seto!"
"Did you just call me by my first name???"
"Huh? OO I-I-I..." Tea begins to blush just as Yugi saves her from embarrassment.
"I think pizza is good enough! You can eat as much as you want. Well, at least until I run out of money." Yugi says.
"At least until my next duel."
"At least until Duke gets a haircut."
"At least until I get horny."
"Yippee!!!" Tea shouts.
"I'm a big kid now!" She says. (This is from the diaper commercial.)
"Okay... Three-thousand points to Yugi for saying lingerie and horny and a thousand points to Seto for doing absolutely nothing. Our next game is 'Scenes from a Hat' I have a hat with some suggestions for things from the audience and you have to perform them. Our first one is 'If Pegasus had his own merchandise.' Begin!"
Seto goes up first. "Call now and get the 'How to become a fruitcake in less than a week' DVD set!"
Joey and Tea go up and say in a sing-songy voice, "Oh, come to the land of Pegasus with cute little fluffy bunny dolls!"
Drew takes out another slip of paper and laughs. "What Tristan does to his hair."
Joey goes up. "Let's see. I'm gonna need fourteen combs, ten brushes, two hairdryers, and one-thousand two hundred and fifteen 24 ounce cans of hair spray."
Yugi goes up. "Oh No! My hair isn't pointy enough! I need a gigantic pencil sharpener!"
Drew laughs. He takes out another paper and reads it, "If Joey died."
Seto goes up and starts singing off-key. "Halleluiah! Halleluiah!"
Drew takes out another slip of paper and reads, "What Kaiba does in his spare time."
Joey goes up and says in a trance-like tone of voice, "Must think of way to defeat Yugi. Must defeat Yugi. Must defeat Yugi. Must defeat Yugi."
Seto gives Joey an evil glare.
Tea goes up. "Let's see my to-do list. 1- Fire at least ten people. 2- Buy more gravity-defying trench coats. 3- Sexify myself some more."
Seto gapes at what Tea just said. Oo
Drew takes out another slip of paper from the hat. "Uh... 'What Tea is thinking about right now."
Joey goes up. "I'm so glad to be here with my friends. I wonder if I should give my friend speech. Friendship is such a wonderful thing. I love all of my friends. I - huh? Why did everybody run away?"
Yugi goes up and says in a trancelike tone of voice, "Must make friends with every single member of the audience." He continues in psychotic voice, "Bwahahaha!!!!! Fear me and my Friendship Marker of DOOM!!!"
The audience gawks at this. O.O
Tea goes up. "Seto is so freakin hot and sexy and I want to -BLEEP- him..."
Tea realizes what she had just said. "Oopps! Erm... I was... um... kidding? Yeah! I was... erm... kidding..."
Seto gapes. O.o
Drew says, "Okay. That's it for now! We'll be back after this commercial break! See ya!"
TBC... Yay!!! Please Review! I got a lot of reviews the first time I posted this story up and I'm hoping I can get the same or better... Hope you all liked it... I gotta go work on rewriting chapter 2 as well as writing chapter 9 for "Life At My House"... That one is funny too... Please read it... Anyway, have a nice day!