EACH TIME I FREAKING GET DOWN TO ONE TERMINAL, THAT STUPID SHIELD THING CATAPULTS MY ASS INTO THE BLACK SLUDGY STUFF!
AND OF COURSE, WHEN I ACTUALLY DO BEAT IT, DOC OCK GRABS ME WITH HIS TENTACLES AND SPANKS ME LIKE A HOMICIDAL GRANDMA WITH FOUR ARMS!! AND THE WHOLE TIME, MARY-JANE IS SCREAMING.
"OH NO! PLEASE DON'T DIE! PLEASE DON'T LOSE! I CAN'T WATCH!
PETER! NOOO! WATCH OUT! LOOK OUT!!!" LIKE A FREAK AND SITTING THERE NOT RUNNING!
('Nother breath.) Sorry again. I had to get that out.
I do not own Halo. I do not own Spiderman 2. Get the picture and stop bothering me, I only own a pocket knife. (Flashes it menacingly) (Grandma snatches it.) Awwwww..
Raven-Marss2000:GASP! That is a really good idea! I didn't even think about Sid yet! I'm glad someone gets the principal of ba-COMMUNICATOR and floo-GROUND!
Some people really use their brains nowadays :)Unlike me.... THANKS FOR THE IDEA AND THE REVIEW!(P.S. It was a baby moniter!)
xxxxxx: Once again, I know it was random, and I'm glad people think this is still funny! I will keep going for sure! All these heart warming reviews )
Thanks for the tongue-stinking-outter. It really helped! (I'm not being sarcastic,
MA-SPARTAN 45: YOU'RE BACK! (Claps happily) I really am happy! You and Raven-Marss2000 are my top two reviewers! AND I LIKE SEEING REVIEWS!
I will use the idea about the Halo thing, but I already have ideas for the other things, one which I wrote the fic for in the first place, and one which I really like better. But I WILL try to incorporate the two. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! (cries)
But wait, there's more! In response to your second review, I was going to update it sooner, but wouldn't let me log in. And I have a little something to say. UPDATE YOUR STORY!!!! The Sweet Dreams one? I have been waiting for that update!! ...Unless it's one-shot. And someone actually thought it was sick I hadn't updated in a month? : ) That makes me happy.
Hi2990: YES, WE ARE BOTH CRAZY OR SOMETHING!!!! HAHDHFGJH HHPSKDHNF:SNHLKCVBKJSYGUJKBFKJHLIUGOLGVDBBJDUHNH!
I'll go by the bottom lines and hope you mean them! Thanks for the review.
A.N. I am typing with gloves, so if I make any spelling errors, don't send me a review saying,'blah blah spelling errors, blah blah.' You may be wondering why I am typing with gloves. There is a horsefly flying around my room, and I am hoping that wearing excessive clothes will discourage thge damn thing from biting me. I need these fingers!
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to the story we go! (Du du duduludo do du do)
Master Chief looked around for any sign of ensignia or anything that indicates what he should do. He spotted a badge on Jacob's chest. "Local law enforcement! Do you have any idea-" he scanned the area "GET DOWN!" He pushed Jacob down,
but, since we all know Master Chief can flip a Pelican, his super-strength sent Jacob flying off the bed, and well into the carpet. Unfortunantly for him, Master Chief didn't notice. He was too busy aiming at Elitey-Face and Gruntie, who were peeking over the top of the bed. He looked ready to pull the trigger, but he did a double take. "Cortana?!!!!"
"Ugghhh, I'm right here." Master Chief groaned, sounding like a woman.
"But if you're right there, who the hell is that?" he asked, staring at the other Cortana.
The two covenant, who had some smarts about them, remained quiet. But Flam, who was a complete and total idiot, said,"HAHA! I thought I was unlucky!! Atleast I'm only a flood member! But this guy is obviously a man-lady!!" "GASP!" everyone gasped including Master Chief, "a man lady!!" "You're not supposed to call yourself a he-she"
Flam screamed. "You're not supposed to call yourself a he-she!" Master Chief mocked.
"I AM SO CONFUSED!!" Flam ran away, crying. Master Chief just stood there.
" Well, anyway, I come in peace." The chief stated. "Oh, I'm so glad you're not better than me!!" Elitey-Face cried. "I highly doubt that." The Master Chief laughed,
again sounding like a woman. "Cortana!!" Man voice. "Yes?" The Bo Peep Cortana asked. "No, not you!!" Master Chief yelled. "Well I'm the only Cortana here!" Cortana replied, a little angry. "No, I have you in my head!!" She walked over and poked him with her staff, hard. "FREAK!" She walked off. By now, everyone was staring at him strangely. "Um...Does any of you have a computer?" Elitey-Face,
who was still slightly pissed at not being the best, pulled a mini lap-top out of his pocket.
"Here, MUCH better than HUMAN technology." He said, putting emphasis on much and human. He hesitated for a second, and then added," You are human, are you not?" If Master Chief had no helmet on, we could see he would be grinning evilly. "No. I'm not," he put his hand on Elitey-Face's shoulder,
"Elitey-Face, I am your father." He fell to his knees. "No.... this can't be.
NNNOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO oooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO oooOOOoooOOO-" "Shut the hell up!" "-oooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO oooOOOoooOOO!!!!" He ran off to cry with Flam.
"Well... that was a tad more dramatic than I thought it would be. " Master Chief said. "A tad? Chief, you must have gone crazy while you were in that pod." He said in a womanly voice. He snapped his fingers. "AHA! That reminds me!" He picked up the mini lap-top.He opened it up, sat down, positioning the lap-top on the bed, and yanked something out of his head. "OH MY GOD!! HE RIPPED OUT HIS BRAIN!!! It looks a little small....and compact..." Flud gasped.
Ignoring this, he placed the item into a slot in the side of the computer.
Musical fanfare played. "Yeah yeah, cut the crap." he muttered. After a full disk scan, a defragmentation, and a disk clean up, (which roughly took 3 minutes.
Lucky bastards... it would take 3 DAYS on my crappy computer XD) a female wire frame figure appeared on the screen. Her main hue was a light blue,
but every once in a while, a flash of purple, green, or even light pink would flash across her features. Her hair was cropped at her lower temples, and it matched her main body color.
She was slender, and her fingers were long and graceful. Yet, aside all this, the most noticible part of her was-"OH MY GOD!! SHE'S NAKED"
cried the group who had gathered around the lap-top in unison.The wire-frame sighed and rubbed her temples. "No, I am actually wearing a skin tight body suit, with the seams so tight, they blend in with my very flesh"
The whole group (which consisted of men and a gay troll doll) stared for a second more, then walked away giggling. If the Chief didn't have his helmet on, we would see that he rolled his eyes in exactly, perfect unison with Cortana. She sent a thankful glance at him. (She could somehow tell Oo. ) "Wow. I'm actually real glad you had that auegmentation, or dealing with you would be a lot harder. Lots of men are perverts here. (NO OFFENSE TO THE MEN, I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE STORY!!)" Master Chief looked at her for a second, then he replied," Actually, that doesn't mean crap. I just find you really unappealing. Your hair is like a bowl, for Christ's sake!" She gave him a cold, disgusted glare. "Thanks,you bastard."
Oo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
Ok, here is the long (XD) awaited chapter 6. Sorry it's so short, I tried..
And by the way, please review Arm-Slaves story. I gotta start, it's hilarious.